Of Birthdays, New Year and Memories~~~

Seems like everyone is doing their last post of the year thing on their blog. Thought I'd ought to do the same as well.

First thing's first, to every single one of you who have wished me happy birthday, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I really do appreciate even the smallest gesture.And to those who didn't, I wish you all get run over by cancer.
Jokes. I love too many of you to wish that yall get cancer. FFS my own father didn't wish me.

I realise how I've changed this year. Which is quite close to none. Yes, despite all those bullshit I've been through, I hardly change abit. Which can be either a good or a bad thing. You decide

I've met tons of new and wonderful people. Tried my best to keep in touch (not successfully I might add) to those that have left the country.

Do I have any regret about the things I've done in my life this year? Yes. There are a few things I've done which I wish I could change. But no point crying over spilled milk right? I just hope that 2009 would be a better year.

Ok enough emo shit. The funniest shit just happen today.

Wui Liang promised me a birthday present (The only person who bothered I might add lol). And he passed it to me this morning. I was quite curious to be honest. And as I open the wrapper, I just cant help but to bloody laugh.

"Awwww you got me a laptop skin!!! And I don't even have a laptop!"
"WTF!!!???"
"It's ok. I'll prolly hang it in my room or something."

Jokes man. Thanks alot. Appreciate it =)

Just to end the last post of 2008. Pictures taken previous years.

Almost all of them I knew since we were kids.

One awesome class

Nobody can resist posing lol

Jun Lin doing a lala pose. Zhan Fai looking like Hitler. Alvin looks wasted. 5 Gamma at its finest.

Dumb dumb of 5 Gamma

We look happy ~ Samantha

We were =)

Happy New Year everyone.

Comfortably Numb~~~

I should really start to come up with titles that actually compliments the post.

Ever tried so hard for months and months and the thing you were trying to get just slipped away from your hand the moment you thought you got a grip on it? Yes its bloody annoying.

And here a good news for me (well sorta). After months and months of complaining, my dad finally agreed to get me a new graphic card. He said I have to wait till next week though. Geee dad, I wonder what you're getting me for my birthday next week?

Yes this is a shameless post to remind whichever lost internet surfers that next week is my birthday. But of course I'm not gonna make it so obvious by stating that my birthday is on the 28th of December. You have to figure that one out yourself.

Man this is depressing.

Oh and after long months of abandoning her, I decided to pick up my guitar again. Its been a while since I played wif her. I've always wanted to be an electric guitarist, but after considering that I probably wont get an electric any time soon, I decided to just give up on guitaring. Well give up isnt the right word. More like stop playing for a really long time. Well its kinda nice to play it again. Except that my finger isnt exactly enjoying it lol. Ahh screw it.

Back to basic.

~Come to decide that the things that I tried,
Were in my life just to get high on~

Fucking Bored~~~

I was playing solitaire for an hour and a half straight non-stop.

That should be enough to give you a picture of how bloody bored I was.

And the best part is?



Thats right lah. Out of the 30 games I played, I only win like, 5 times!?

Like wtf lah.

You Make Me Feel Like Dancing~~~

Sneaking out of the house at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Cruising around the (almost) empty street of Subang
Convincing J.D to drift around the street.
Listening, singing and shouting to Womanizer on repeat.

Twas fucking awesome.

No Happy Ending~~~

Ok lah I'm too terribly lazy to blog out about the whole thing. And yes I din bother taking any picture at all. Even the one I did are taken by my camera phone which would translate to crappy picture quality. The most I could say is that this year sri kl prom is a shitload better then the last.

Im dead tired eventhough I did nothing thats suppose to wear me out. I'm sitting in empty house home alone. Yes yes I'm bloody emo at the moment.

~This is the way you left me,
I'm not pretending.
No hope, no love, no glory,
No Happy Ending.
This is the way that we love,
Like it's forever.
Then live the rest of our life,
But not together.~

Serenity~~~

Honestly I can't remember the last time I actually combed my hair. And everytime I do, its usually for a special occasion which involves me putting on my best suit (My only suit. For fuck's sake its not even mine).

I'm off to my ex-school's prom. I'm not even sure why I decided to go. The only thing I remembered is Miya asking me to go to prom and I just said yes without giving much thought.

Ahh well. Pictures will be up tonight. If I din get lazy that is. If I decided to take any picture that is (Which is kinda absurd considering its prom. What kind of idiot doesn't take a picture during prom?).

Ahh well.

EDIT: Screw it I am too lazy. I'll blog about it tomorrow instead. Not much picture to share though.

Carbon Anniversary~~~

Wishing all the Muslims around the world a Happy Raya Aidiladha (not sure if its spelled as Aidiladha or Aidil Adha. Yes I'm that screwed up).

I was at my grandparents house the past few days. Twas boring I suppose. Not much to be done there though I brought my Nintendo DS. So I was pretty much lazing around with my DS the whole day and my mum was sorta annoyed by it. And she said something that made me go WTF?

"Ya know, you've been playing that thing for the whole day. Why don't you spend your time more wisely and go watch your grandfather sacrifice the bull" (In B.M of course)

Wtf??? So according to her watching bulls getting slaughtered is a better time spend then playing games?

I don't get my parents sometimes -__-

~I don't have to sell my heart. It's yours for free~

You Caught Me Off Guard~~~

Really dont have much to blog these days. Except that even after my As exam ended I still have to attend 2 weeks of college. And then theres test that the lecturer gives. Which IMO a pain in the bloody ass.

I mean cmon who the fuck would want to do test right after a major exams??? I mean I can understand if the lecturer would like to continue with the teaching but to force us to come to college using test as an excuse is lame.

Oh and my high school prom is coming up and I'd be wearing the same suit that I wore during graduation and last year's prom. Yeahhhhh I'm not that excited about that fact really. I tried talking to my dad about it and he said he never even had a suit in my age. I mean cmon the suit I'm wearing is not even mine. ITS HIS!! I honestly woud like to get my own one at least -__-

I'm in need of so many things atm. I need a new speaker for my computer because my current speaker is sounding like crap now. I need a new headphone because my current one is only working on one side (happens to all my headphone for some reason). I need a new graphic card because my old one got burned (don't ask me how that happen as I honestly don't know). And lastly I need a new guitar strings, because my current one is getting rusty =.=
And you can't call me spoilt because I only get the stuff that I want every now and then. I guess that makes me..... normal? Hey Christmas and my birthday is coming soon, so is that excuse enough to get me those things?? =)

Get me those things and I shall shower you with my love.

Yes, I know that sounds wrong. And yes, it was written on purpose.

And lastly, I finally decided to put up a C.Box on my blog. So help yourself and spam away.

P.S WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TACHOS?????

~If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See Ya," then the third word will be "Oh My God, My Crotch, You've Punched Me In The Crotch!! - Dr. Cox, Scrubs~

laalalalalla~~~

I swear I'm gonna do a proper update soon =.= I'm just pretty tied up at the moment.

Better days~~~

As is finally over. Now I can chill back for abit. Even if its just for a while =)

Paul's party tomorrow. At least there's something to look forward too.

Random conversation of the day:

Me: A few things in life never change.
Dhassareth: Yeah. Like stairs.
Me: Wtf?

Garh I'm so tempted to delete some of my major rant post.

Angels deserve to die~~~

These past few days have been nothing short of awesome =)

Well if you count out my crappy econs exam and a certain fagg, life is all great.

Crystal, J.D you guys were freaking awesome. You guys were really there for me when I need you most :]

Had an outing with Iva, which was nothing short of awesome. ~4 hours of ice skating does take its toll on yur feet (my feet was swollen for the rest of the day lol) but twas really fun.

AND I FUCKING BRAKED!!!! FUCK YEAH I FINALLY FUCKING BRAKED PROPERLY!!!!
sure it was totally by accident and I couldn't do it again but hey its a start

I've learn a few things these past few days. One of it is that when life gives you lemon, you could either:

a)Make lemonade

or

b)You can ignore the lemons and grab life by the lips and just YANK as hard as you can! Throw it to the ground, beat it senseless, spit on its mouth and take its fucking wallet! And yell triumphantly "NO! NO GODDAMN IT, I WILL NOT TAKE THESE LEMONS OR THIS SHIT, SO FUCK YOU!"

Basically what I'm trying to say in point b) is that, you don't have to make the best out of every bad situation you encounter. Once in a while, just.get.the.fuck.out.of.it.

Another life's lesson by Dr. Irfan. I'm awesome

~Amidst all of the crap that we're going through, last thing I need is testicular cancer~

Mama Mia~~~

Garh just got home from a long day out with my parents. They sorta forced me to watch Mama Mia with them. Ahh well. At least they paid for my golden lounge seating.

Overall I really liked the show :] The music's great, the acting is great and the story is simple and light-hearted enough to enjoy.

Though Moulin Rouge is still on the top of my favourite musical.

Am I the only one who thinks that Pierce Brosnan stole the spotlight of the 3 possible fathers?

Oh and his singing is epic lulz.

~I don't know the answer, but neither do you~

We Will Steal Your Tacos!!!!!~~~

I WANNA GO SKATING!!!!

Yes yes I suddenly had a suddenly had the urge to go skating again. I blame Iva for inviting me over and causing me to have too much fun on the ice.

Garhhh I'm gonna get my braking right I swear.

One thing have been bothering me though. The last time I skate was 4 years ago. And I felll down 4 times. I skated for 4 hours. And (thanks for Iva for pointing it out) I left the rink at 4 p.m.

Yeahhhhh I'm a lil freaked out myself.

Promise myself to go again next week.

Did somebody mention exams?


Paramore's new album coming soon WOOOTTT!!!

Diddle-Y-A-Doo-Dat~~~

Apologize for the lack of update =\

Internet is gaying up on me these last few days
and
Been awfully lazy to do anything these days (what else is new?).

Holidays over. College started again.... for like one week? Then its another week of raya holiday. Im not sure whether to be glad or annoyed. Unless I have something to look forward to during holidays, I really prefer to go to college or school.

Well my holiday isnt that bad honestly. Went clubbing with a few friends and burned a cat. Yes I burned a cat. A dead cat of course. I couldnt even bring myself to chase cats away let alone burn them alive. Ya see there was a dead cat in the drain infront of my house. And since none of us coul bring ourselves to dispose of it, me and my dad decided to burn it. The stench was horrible okay so it had to be done. Plus there was maggots and flies growing from inside the cat. Gotta get rid of it.
I actually took a couple of pictures of the cat before we burned it, while we burned it and after we burned it. But because of the barbaric nature of the photo, I shall not post it up.

Ok lah im just lazy to upload it.

Ohh and I went clubbing. No I'm not the type who goes for clubbing every Friday night. I suppose without alcohol its just not as exciting as it could be. My first clubbing experience wasnt that pleasant either. Our drinks got messed up and what I thought to be a plain and harmless coke, turned out to be something else. And by something else I meant something alcoholic.

I remember the conversation almost perfectly;

Me: Why the fuck is my coke so damn sweet?
J.D: I dunno. Maybe they put extra sugar in it.
Me: Who the fuck puts sugar in coke? Dun care lah. Taste not bad. Quite nice actually.
J.D: Then order sumore lah. I'm paying for it anyway.

So basically I ordered more. Even till now I couldnt figure out what that drink's called. Long story short, I got completely wasted. And I cant remember much of what happen during that period.

My first experience with alcohol. And I hope that its the last.

Ever since that day I basically turned down any invitation for clubbing by any of my friends. Except last week lol. A few of my friend "requested" *cough*begged*cough* me to tag along wif them. Its holiday. And Im bored anyway. Apparently they need someone sober with them to make sure they dun cross the line while they waste themselve to oblivion.

And you bitches better be gratefull of the fact that Im there to jaga yall.

ZACK I STOPPED YOU FROM DOING A FREAKING STRIPSHOW IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING CLUB. AND I FUCKING DROVE ALL OF YOU HOME WHILE YOU GUYS WERE LAYING WASTED AT THE BACK OF YUR CAR.
And not to mention I narrowly escape from being arrested.

Yes while all 5 of them was dead drunk, I actually drove them home with J.D's car. Hell Im not even licensed to drive. And on the way back.... I had to go through a police roadblock. I have no idea how I managed to pass through the roadblock with 5 drunken moron in the car. And Chris tried to molest disturb me halfway thru sending them all home. I dropped J.D home last and considering I got no other way of going home, I borrowed his car for the night.

Actual phone call from J.D the next day;

J.D: Ehhhh dude did you took my car last night? (he cant even remember how he got home -.-)
Me: Ummmm no. Why the fuck would I wan to take yur car?
J.D: Then how did I get home?
Me: I called a cab for yall lah. Wtf u expect me to drive yall home?
J.D: Then......wtf...... FUCK FAN I THINK MY CAR IS STOLEN SHIT FUCK CB etc etc.

I burst out laughing after that. Returned his car soon after =)

I would have posted the pictures of all the drunk crap u guys did (including Zack's pre-stripshow) but since Im such a caring friend and does not want you guys to get humiliated, I wont.

FINE LAH IM LAZY LAH SUE ME.


And lastly,

MY FUCKING PHONE GOT STOLEN WTF SHIT CBCBCB etc.

God damn it. For the pass 6 years of me owning a phone, I've never gotten it stolen before. I suppose theres a first time to everything. And I was planning to sell that phone -.-

I told Mak about it, and heres what he said;
"Well technically you did sell your phone, for free"

~If you've got nothing left, say I dont wanna be in love~

Because I Can~~~

Wohoo im blogging using my phone!! As quoted from Su Yee: Which is why we should all love opera mini. Why am i blogging from my phone? Because im bored. And I can.

Ok honestly right now im being a lampost. Ya know. The third guy. 2 is a couple 3 is a crowd. Im just here to make a crowd. I personally hate doing this. But considering the how much i like them both (and i was dead bored at home anyway might as well be bored with someone around. Plus they offered me free japanese dinner later. Cant resist that), i agreed to go with them.

My craving for an electric guitar came back to me. I dont know why. But its like all of a sudden i have the urge to play some real powerchord and maybe a few solo. Playing Aerosmith Dream On with my acoustic is not fun. Maybe Ill get a job at the end of the year. Plus the Yamaha store in parade started selling some Les Paul guitar and I gotta say, those guitar is smoking sexy XD. Blah typing on a keypad is annoying. Ill just end it here.

t_(*.0)_t~~~

"I'm sorry I dont do French kiss. I do Australian kiss."

"And how the hell does Australian kiss works?"

"Its like French kiss, only its done down under."

ROFL. Those are actually real conversation I had with Crystal. Thanks to quick reflex, I avoided getting slapped by her XD. The idea of Australian kiss is taken straight of Elfie's blog.


Exam's over. Fasting month started. Im holding myself better then I thought. Sure I broke ONCE AND ONLY ONCE during exam. But other then that I'm doing quite well :)

There's really not much update on my life really. Just been lazing around waiting for time to fly so I could eat. Worst off my parents will be out for a few days so I'm stuck alone at home starving. Its not that bad since I get to try out lotsa stuff at the bazaar . With my parents around my mum would be cooking and my dad would tell me not too spend too much on food. Now that theyre out I can try out lotsa neat food.

Otak-Otak + Honey Chicken Wing + Roti John + Chicken Rice = Immense hunger satisfaction + Diarrhoea. Lol.

Garhhhh I'm bored outa my head. I miss school. At least there I always have someone to crap with.

Lol. Broccoli guy. Was drawn by Rowena back in form 4. Theres also Apple Man, Durian Boy and Peanut Dude. In fact we displayed her artwork at the back of our class back then lol.

Rowena and me during graduation. I miss how cheerful she was :)

Taken off Su Yee's blog. Why? Because its just cool to play 2 instrument at once.

And lastly:

Gotta love spartan jokes

Oh god I'm bored to death. I need more drama in my life.

~You know I love you so~

My world just got a little clearer~~~

Hey my post title actually fit the post XD

Guess what people? I actually got a myself a spectacle. Ya see I realise I have been having trouble seeing things from afar so I decided to get my eye checked. Turn out that I had short sightedness. And my dad was like "OK lets get you a spec" @@. Just like that lol.



Yeah I tried camwhoring XD Failed miserably in so many levels lol.

Btw Im helping a friend to sell Avril Lavigne concert ticket.



Yes buy from me and yull get an abysmal amount of crap with Avril's face on it. Which includes a notebook, a badge, a HUGE poster, a mousepad, and an angpow to put yur ticket in (WTF?). Its RM270. Original price is RM268 but for an extra RM2 you get all of that. Hey it may be crap but at least its worth it.

Im quite lazy to blog at the moment lol. I just wanna help a friend sell this ticket thats all =)

~For you I'd bleed myself dry~

Idiots~~~

WARNING: The following post contains incredible amount of rant about a pure, grade-A, original moron who happen to be a friend of mine. Readers discretion is advised. Not for the faint hearted.

In order to protect that moron's identity, I shall refer to him as Wui Liang.

You see, a few days ago, this moron invited me and a couple of friends, for a few rounds of DotA followed by watching a movie in Sunway Pyramid. Considering the fact that I've not seen him for quite a while and the fact that I could use a stress reliever, I accepted his invitation. I've even messaged him about the fact that I'm gonna be late for the DotA game. Repeatedly I might add. The night be4 and in the morning of the promised day itself.

Getting permission from my parents is the hard part. My mum isnt very keen on letting me out. After a heated argument with my mum, she finally agreed to let out provided I finish my work and do a few chores at home. I agreed happily. I can handle a few chores, considering that Im going out for a couple of fun DotA game and watching a comedy (Don't Mess With The Zohan was the movie we plan to watch).

On the day itself, my parents were out. And its raining rather heavily. So I called a cab but the cab lady says that theres no cab available at the moment because of the rain. So I decided to call a cab driver who gave me his phone number a few months back (the private type of cab driver). However since the road nearby my house was going through repair work, the cab driver asked me to wait at the shoplot nearby. So I ran through the rain and manage to get into the cab.

Now heres the part that pisses me off the most. As I reached entered FTZ, I looked everywhere for that stupid face of his. Thinking that he was out for lunch, I decided to call him and ask where the hell he is. And heres the reply I got:

"Ehhh I thought the whole thing off d?"

..... I was speechless. He claim to have messaged me that the whole thing was canceled. So I decided to check my message. And guess what, the last message I received was from him which read:

"Hey fan serious when u can play tomorrow? Can play in the afternoon or not?"

My english isnt that great so somebody have to explain to me. Which part of that sms implies that he canceled the plan?

I havent felt so pissed in a very long time. I argued wif my mum, I ran thru the rain, I was freezing in the cab only to find out that the plan was canceled. Nvm that I was in a public area, I just shouted over the phone "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU FUKING TELL ME? YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO GET HERE? FUCK YOU". And I swear thats the first time I hang up a phone out of rage.

Oh the best part is what he said before I hang up:

"I thought I implied that the whole thing was off?"

WTF DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING MIND READER TO YOU??? EVEN IF I WAS A FUCKING MIND READER, YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE BRAINS FOR ME TO READ!!!

Waste of my fucking money and time.

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Edit: Im sorry for posting such angry post. Its just that his sheer stupidity really pissed me off today and I need a place to express. And yes I do know that he reads my blog. And I'm not and never will be sorry for posting such post.

But that was when I rule the world~~~

I finally got my internet to work again thank god. I apologise to my loyal reader for the lack of update.
Ok lol that was a joke (a terrible one maybe). Lol. Loyal readers. Even the ant thats crawling on my desk is laughing.

I saw this picture on9 and I laugh hard and I just had to put it up here. I dun think you need me to elaborate :)

On another note:

Bernie Mac passed away recently :( I love this guy. Incredibly talented dude and a real funnyman.

Rest in peace. You definitely filled my life with laughter.

A lil update on my life,

Lets see I have econs test this Wednesday and my trials are starting in a few weeks. And honestly I'm quite fucked. Never much of a studying person, I am (insert Yoda accent).

Honestly life is just plain boring these days. Everyday is the same routine. Im thinking what are we doing now? Studying hard so that I could get a good job for an easier life? Ok. So say I did get a good job. Say I did live in a fancy mansion with my lovely wife, my children (twins btw. A male and a female), and my cat. Then what? im still stuck doing the same thing over again. Same routine at work. Same routine at home. Maybe a few changes every now and then, but in the end it still boils down to getting a routine and just follow it. Its like a circle of life. I crave diversity. Something different. Thats why I never pass a chance to say, bungee jumping, or scuba diving. It breaks me away from the norm of my life.

Sometimes I wish some sort of cathasthrophic armageddon would struck this planet and human race would have to fend itself against invading alien (In which, all my family, friends and my dear love one alive in one piece. Oh yeah Im the hero who get rid of the alien scum and worshipped by the everyone as the saviour of the human race. And the period of my life involves, romance, comedy, drama and a crapload of action to feed me for a lifetime.).

Who am I kidding? Id prolly end up doing some desk job in some company filling out numbers on a computer screen.

Dear god: Please make my life more interesting. Read the crap I wrote above. Doesnt that shows you how bored I am?

Ok enough but my life.

Coldplay finally released Viva La Vida music video. And honestly Im quite dissapointed =\
Its not that its bad or anything, I expected more. Maybe I expected too much.

But its still an awesome song :)


LoL. This video is made out of pure 100% awesomeness! Some of the most epic DotA skills around. These guys are real pros ok? Not some random public noobs. Clan MYM and Clan SK are some of the highest ranking clan in the world. And their players really now their stuff.

Well if yur a DotA fan at least. If yur not abit interested in DotA then I suggest you skipped this and the next video :)


This vid is the exact opposite of the previous one :) Previous one shows you some great DotA skills and luck while this one....well.... they just plain suck. And unlucky I suppose.

I apologise for the 2 video I posted above =\ As a DotA addict myself its hard not to get excited after seeing these videos. If I bore you with it I humbly apologise.

Ok wtf am I saying? Dun like it? BITE ME!!!

Im of too sleep. Nitez bitches.

Edit: I havent updated my links. Ill do it sooner or later ok? Im just lazy at the moment. So bare with me :)

~You're so straight that you're a circle - Su Yee, directed at me lol~

The Reaper And His Scythe~~~

When does your post title have to be relevant to yur post?



Fergie Featuring Slash~ Sweet Child Of Mine

Try your best to ignore the annoying as hell cameraman. Who the fuck gets drunk on a Fergie concert? (Coming from a guy that have only taken alcohol once in his life. Thats a story for another day)

I dun give a fuck what the elitist thinks, I think Fergie did the song justice. And Slash... well... wtf can I say he's Slash and he's never short of awesomeness (Is awesomeness a real word? Spell check says I did nothing wrong so I assume its real =\).

And something totally unrelated to the above,

5 Gamma 07

Lol you might think this is weird but to us its just Tuesday.

Incase you didn't notice, the serial killing homosexual clown is me. My birthday. Go figure out what happen.

I miss this =\

I really miss Gamma 06,07 =\

But to be honest my college class aren't that different (If you minus the daily homosexual raping of the males that is). Can always expect a good laugh everyday =).
And DotA.

Rite I really should start doing my Maths h/w. Viva La Lazyness.

Btw I really like saying STFU these days =)

~I'm horny, shut the fuck up~