Friday, July 31, 2009

"If your computer works fine after 4 years, then your looking on the wrong porn websites."


Quote of the day~~~

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ says: Hes yur Sean Connery
ĄƒŕǾ ``~ says: I'll be yur Daniel Craig
[lust] shev says: HAHAHAHAAHAH


I need more randomness in my life.

Monday, July 27, 2009

I hate this house during the day. Theres absolutely nothing productive that can be done here. Heres the routine in this house provided that I am not able to go out:

Wake up

Shower

Breakfast (or just straight to lunch)

Rot

Rot

Dinner

Late night msn till 2 am

Sleep.

Trying my best to get out of this house every day.

Fuck I'm bored as hell. And this bloody boredom leads to depression seriously.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Back from Kinabalu and I am alive =)

Shall blog about the trip once I'm not lazy.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Fearless ``~



I love this bitch.

Had a mini Gamma 07 reunion few days ago. Its lovely to see some of the jokers again =) I have some pictures but I won't be uploading them cuz, well, its mostly all taken from my phone, and well quality sucks. And I'm also lazy. I really need to have a decent slim camera for myself =\

Will be away the whole of next week as I'll be in Sabah attempting to climb Mnt. Kinabalu.

Wish me luck ppl =)

~Well she did mention something about disco sticks~

Saturday, July 4, 2009



Too beautiful.

Friday, July 3, 2009

"I feel like I need to shower every time I look at Megan Fox - something about her is just dirty."

"Fuck that, ill clean her up with my tongue."


Am I the only one who thinks Megan Fox is overrated?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

For the Lulz ``~

Was browsing through wikipedia (I was oh, so very bored) and I came across this while reading about the Razzie Awards.

Apparently they have an award for

Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year

The following is a list of previous winners of the award.

  • 1978 Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice Various authors University of Tokyo Press Studies on uses of furless laboratory mice.
  • 1979 The Madam as Entrepreneur: Career Management in House Prostitution Barbara Sherman Heyl Transaction Press

  • 1980 The Joy of Chickens Dennis Nolan Prentice Hall About breeds of chicken.

  • 1981 Last Chance at Love - Terminal Romances Various authors Pinnacle Press

  • 1982 Population and Other Problems: Family Planning, Housing 1,000 million, Labour Employment Various authors China National Publications About the demographics of the People's Republic of China.

  • 1983 The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling A. I. Tselikov, G. S. Nikitin and S. E. Rokotyan Mir Publishers About rolling as a metalworking technique.

  • 1984 The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History, and Its Role in the World Today Anne Wilson Constable About the history of marmalade.

  • 1985 Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts Donald L. Wilson Westwood Publishing Company About bust enlargement through positive thinking.

  • 1986 Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality Glenn C. Ellenbogen Brunner/Mazel Humorous and parody articles about psychiatry.

  • 1987 No Award

  • 1988 Versailles: The View From Sweden Elaine Dee and Guy Walton University of Chicago Press Catalogue of an exhibition at the Cooper-Hewitt Museum on the influence of French Baroque and Classicism on design in contemporary Sweden.

  • 1989 How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art Kathleen Meyer Ten Speed Press About responsible treatment of one's human waste in wilderness areas.

  • 1990 Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual Pat Califia Lace Publications A guide to BDSM and safe sex.

  • 1991 No Award

  • 1992 How to Avoid Huge Ships John W. Trimmer Cornwell Maritime Press Advice to pleasure boat sailors on the dangers of shipping lanes.

  • 1993 American Bottom Archaeology Charles J. Bareis and James W. Porter University of Illinois Press Full title American Bottom Archaeology: A Summary of the FAI-270 Project Contribution to the Culture History of the Mississippi River Valley.

  • 1994 Highlights in the History of Concrete C. C. Stanley British Cement Association About the history of concrete.

  • 1995 Reusing Old Graves: A Report on Popular British Attitudes Douglas Davies and Alastair Shaw Shaw & Son About reusing old graves.

  • 1996 Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers Derek Willan Hellenic Philatelic Society Cancellation numbers in the Hellenic Post.

  • 1997 The Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition Alex Comfort Mitchell Beazley Pocket edition of The Joy of Sex.

  • 1998 Developments in Dairy Cow Breeding: New Opportunities to Widen the Use of Straw Gareth Williams Nuffield Farming Scholarship Trust

  • 1999 Weeds in a Changing World: British Crop Protection Council Symposium Proceedings No. 64 Charles H. Stirton British Crop Protection Council

  • 2000 High Performance Stiffened Structures IMechE (Institution of Mechanical Engineers) Professional Engineering Publishing About stiffness in engineering.

  • 2001 Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service Gerard Forlin Butterworths About corporate manslaughter, i.e. corporate liability for manslaughter.

  • 2002 Living with Crazy Buttocks Kaz Cooke Penguin US/Australia Humorous essays on contemporary culture, including female body image and other topics.

  • 2003 The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan Kensington Publishing Eight stories in a pastiche of dime novel styles from different decades, each involving lesbian romance and horses.

  • 2004 Bombproof Your Horse Rick Pelicano and Lauren Tjaden J A Allen Full title Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient, and Safe, No Matter What You Encounter.

  • 2005 People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It Gary Leon Hill Red Wheel/Weiser Books About dead spirits who took up residence in bodies that did not belong to them.

  • 2006 The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification Julian Montague Harry N. Abrams About how to identify abandoned shopping carts.

  • 2007 If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs "Big Boom" Simon & Schuster US A self-help book written by a man for the benefit of women.

  • 2008 The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais Philip M. Parker Icon Group International Computer-generated combination of boilerplate text and public-domain data.


My favorite is definitely How To Avoid Huge Ships and How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art.

Lol lah.