Thursday, December 31, 2009

Buhbai 09 ``~

Oh hai. So like I suppose I am entitled to write a last-blog-post-of-the-year-post thingy like everyone else who is active on their blog.

So 2009 has been quite a satisfying year for me. Well satisfying is such a relative term really. Because if you look at me this year you'll see that I don't really have anything to be satisfied about.

I actually typed out a whole bunch of stuff concerning this year and realized that its basically the same fucking shit that I went through last year. Its just stupid to type it all out again.

The only thing that I really think is worth mentioning is that I faced a shitload more self realization about myself as compared to previous years.

And also, this is the year in which I truly believed that ignorance is the biggest cancer in society. Yes I suppose this is pretty random. But it is worth noting.

Lastly, wishing Ms. Samantha Ong a very happy birthday. Though I don't think she checks my blog anymore. And also she didn't even wish me for my birthday this year.

So yes this is my end of year post. I just wanna say to all my friends that even though at times I might not show it, I love yall trully (lol ok this is a lie. Some of you are just pathetic).

Except for that girl who wish I was dead. You on the other hand, can just burn in hell.

Happy New Year people. God bless you.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me Gas Leak ``~

*jade.: your brushes with death are... scary...


I wouldn't disagree.

When I was 6 I almost got thrown out of a speeding bus. The bus lady was too dumb to close the bus door. An emergency brake nearly toss me out to the busy road if it weren't for that beautiful shiny pole I was grabbing on to. So if you had question about my love for long hard shiny poles, this is why.

A year later a car almost ran over my head. I was lying down on the road. I was 7. I was stupid. Gimme a break. On another note I still have this fondness for lying down on the middle of the road. Havent got the chance to do it though.

And then in form 5 I accidentally walk in on Crystal while she was changing. I managed not to get mutilated thanks to quick reflex and constant vigilance to ensure that no vulnerable blood vessel and veins were left unprotected. And also by keeping my mouth shut for a good 4 months.

First year of college in Taylors, Vishal's ass was accidentally revealed to the world. A little part inside of me died. I was never the same since.

And this year on Christmas eve, apparently there was a massive gas leak in my house. As in the gas tank in my house was not shut tied properly. It wasn't until 3 a.m till my mum woke up thanks to the smell of gas. My dad close the tank. Apparently our house was literally a spark away from being blown up. Thankfully the parias who usually smoke behind my house in the alley wasn't around that night.

I'm still alive. And hopefully for a good amount of decades to come.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

I'm Well Aware ``~

On the way home from dinner, my family and I pass by this Chinese family who apparently have a whole village of sons and daughters with them (around 8 or 9 cant remember).

Me: Oh shit thats alot of children

Dad: Well Irfan, when father and mother kiss kiss, thats what comes out lah.

Dad: Except you loh, I donno why we kiss kiss only you come out.

Mom: Means you kiss kiss not good lah!

My parents were saying all that in an apek accent. It was seriously the most sincere laugh I ever gave.

I believe, its moment like this, is what makes life worth living.

I love my parents.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009



And I wonder...

Monday, December 21, 2009

Why do people find it so hard to believe that they are loved?

Friday, December 11, 2009

Because All Long Post Needs A Title``~

Really I get annoyed by people who at first, tells everyone, mother grandfather uncle butler, on how much they look forward to the holiday and the bitch about how boring the holiday is. And once holiday actually ended, they complained on why the holiday is so damn short. Yeah well fuck all of you. That's why I don't look forward to holidays. So at least I could bitch about it being boring without being the least hypocritical. But fuck me anyway I'm already a hypocrite.

Currently I'm being as productive as a fucking rock. Yes playing Dragon Age by day and move to World Of Warcraft is incredibly productive. But alas, this is holiday. With most of the jokers I want to hang out with all in some orang putih country I'm stuck at home. K lah my fault I fuck around in my A-Levels.

Rite apparently my tauren bear just got fucked by some wolf. That doesnt make sense at all. BEAR VS WOLF. PRETTY SURE BEAR ARE SUPPOSE TO WIN.

Shit game dun make sense yet I'm enjoying it.

I'm aware that this is as useless as a blog post can get but wtf can you do about it right? Nothing interesting happen.

Unless you want me to post on my daily activities and followed by a bunch of picture of myself camwhoring.

No? Srsly? I'd post nude if you guys ask nicely.

Sigh I should just get a job.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

December.

The month which I love and loath.

Oh December. You're the only month in the calendar in which I actually give a crap.