Buhbai 09 ``~

Oh hai. So like I suppose I am entitled to write a last-blog-post-of-the-year-post thingy like everyone else who is active on their blog.

So 2009 has been quite a satisfying year for me. Well satisfying is such a relative term really. Because if you look at me this year you'll see that I don't really have anything to be satisfied about.

I actually typed out a whole bunch of stuff concerning this year and realized that its basically the same fucking shit that I went through last year. Its just stupid to type it all out again.

The only thing that I really think is worth mentioning is that I faced a shitload more self realization about myself as compared to previous years.

And also, this is the year in which I truly believed that ignorance is the biggest cancer in society. Yes I suppose this is pretty random. But it is worth noting.

Lastly, wishing Ms. Samantha Ong a very happy birthday. Though I don't think she checks my blog anymore. And also she didn't even wish me for my birthday this year.

So yes this is my end of year post. I just wanna say to all my friends that even though at times I might not show it, I love yall trully (lol ok this is a lie. Some of you are just pathetic).

Except for that girl who wish I was dead. You on the other hand, can just burn in hell.

Happy New Year people. God bless you.

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me Gas Leak ``~

*jade.:	your brushes with death are... scary...

I wouldn't disagree.

When I was 6 I almost got thrown out of a speeding bus. The bus lady was too dumb to close the bus door. An emergency brake nearly toss me out to the busy road if it weren't for that beautiful shiny pole I was grabbing on to. So if you had question about my love for long hard shiny poles, this is why.

A year later a car almost ran over my head. I was lying down on the road. I was 7. I was stupid. Gimme a break. On another note I still have this fondness for lying down on the middle of the road. Havent got the chance to do it though.

And then in form 5 I accidentally walk in on Crystal while she was changing. I managed not to get mutilated thanks to quick reflex and constant vigilance to ensure that no vulnerable blood vessel and veins were left unprotected. And also by keeping my mouth shut for a good 4 months.

First year of college in Taylors, Vishal's ass was accidentally revealed to the world. A little part inside of me died. I was never the same since.

And this year on Christmas eve, apparently there was a massive gas leak in my house. As in the gas tank in my house was not shut tied properly. It wasn't until 3 a.m till my mum woke up thanks to the smell of gas. My dad close the tank. Apparently our house was literally a spark away from being blown up. Thankfully the parias who usually smoke behind my house in the alley wasn't around that night.

I'm still alive. And hopefully for a good amount of decades to come.

I'm Well Aware ``~

On the way home from dinner, my family and I pass by this Chinese family who apparently have a whole village of sons and daughters with them (around 8 or 9 cant remember).

Me: Oh shit thats alot of children

Dad: Well Irfan, when father and mother kiss kiss, thats what comes out lah.

Dad: Except you loh, I donno why we kiss kiss only you come out.

Mom: Means you kiss kiss not good lah!

My parents were saying all that in an apek accent. It was seriously the most sincere laugh I ever gave.

I believe, its moment like this, is what makes life worth living.

I love my parents.

And I wonder...

Why do people find it so hard to believe that they are loved?

Because All Long Post Needs A Title``~

Really I get annoyed by people who at first, tells everyone, mother grandfather uncle butler, on how much they look forward to the holiday and the bitch about how boring the holiday is. And once holiday actually ended, they complained on why the holiday is so damn short. Yeah well fuck all of you. That's why I don't look forward to holidays. So at least I could bitch about it being boring without being the least hypocritical. But fuck me anyway I'm already a hypocrite.

Currently I'm being as productive as a fucking rock. Yes playing Dragon Age by day and move to World Of Warcraft is incredibly productive. But alas, this is holiday. With most of the jokers I want to hang out with all in some orang putih country I'm stuck at home. K lah my fault I fuck around in my A-Levels.

Rite apparently my tauren bear just got fucked by some wolf. That doesnt make sense at all. BEAR VS WOLF. PRETTY SURE BEAR ARE SUPPOSE TO WIN.

Shit game dun make sense yet I'm enjoying it.

I'm aware that this is as useless as a blog post can get but wtf can you do about it right? Nothing interesting happen.

Unless you want me to post on my daily activities and followed by a bunch of picture of myself camwhoring.

No? Srsly? I'd post nude if you guys ask nicely.

Sigh I should just get a job.

December.

The month which I love and loath.

Oh December. You're the only month in the calendar in which I actually give a crap.

Oh Google. You are so amazing yet so retarded at times.

I'm being attacked by Twilight fans and doom-sayers.

What do they have in common?

They're both obsessed with bullshit.

"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci.""
~Watchmen~

No this is not how I'm feeling right now. On the contrary I'm feeling rather crappy.

But I like this picture.

Thats it. Nothing more. Nothing less. I simply like this picture.

Apparently, at one point of the day today, I honestly thought I was literally going to die.

Never felt this tortured before.

"You have wit"

"But you don't want me"

Edit: What exactly do I want?

I Want a Lack of Ass ``~

Agreed with practically everything she said and is the reason why I stop listening to radio.

Because people are generally stupid. Myself is no exception.

Epic of Self Pawnage 2 ``~

MIND BLOWN

Shit I know this is beyond lifeless but still.....T.T

Epic of Self Pawnage ``~

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ When passion colors everything says:
*Ya know
*95% of the internet population would believe anything you said if you put statistic in it

J.S.INTernational says:
*o.o really?

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ When passion colors everything says:
*Yeah
*Im doing it on my friend right now rofl

J.S.INTernational says:
*rofl
*that guys kinda stupid no?
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We roll in other peoples stupidity

Never in my entire life did I ever expect to see a Greek sculpture and Nasi Lemak in one picture.

Still Frame ``~

Won't be much of a blog update but recently I have just watched


I have to admit this chick flick is better then I expected in a sense that it actually have a decent and rather unpredictable plot. Though I was rather taken aback at how the chick acted like some cheap whore in the beginning. Then there are some morally confusing moment where I went "wohkayyy... wtf" like how [SPOILER]The dude went back in time and kissed the younger version of his wife (Slightly pedo-ish and also I cant help thinking that hes cheating on his present-older wife). And then theres also how his wife had sex with his younger husband. I was terribly confused on whether thats wrong or right.[/SPOILER]
Eh shit doing a spoiler tag like this is not sexy at all. SU YEE ARGHHH WHY ONLY YUR BLOG LAYOUT CAN DO THIS FUNKY SHIT.

On another note, movies that I am quite excited to watch =3:

I was amused by the trailers. And of course, blue skin alien sex.

Been a fan of the cartoon show. Hopefully it wont get butchered by Hollywood. Then again its M.Night Syamalan. Expectation Lvl: Drop by 5

I jizzed a little when I found out they were making the 3rd movie *flails about*

Because Su Yee got me curious about it.

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Wanna complete my comp app assignment but I have no idea how to move about damn it.

fuck this shit

<3

Apparently even bookstores gets emo these days.

True story

~Only time will tell
Time will turn and tell~

~We are who we were when
Could have been lovers but at least you're still my day late friend
we are who, we are who we were when~

~Who knew what we know now
Could have been more but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who, we are who we were when~


Farking the emo sial

You don't have to rid of my nightmares. I just want to stop dreaming altogether.

Every morning I wake up to a different nonsensical dream. Go to class for 1~2 hours and head to FTZ with friends. This is getting insanely tiring.

Dumdeedumdumdum

Nation's Retardation ``~

This post is dedicated to a certain friend of mine. I'm pretty sure none of you are interested but in case you're that curious her name is Jaydee. Jaydee Lok. Now read that like how Bond pronounce his name.

Heres the thing about Jaydee (I'm gonna call her J.D now for short. Not to be mistaken for the other cooler male J.D I know, though thats not saying much.), shes retarded. Sometimes retarded in the cute funny kinda way, sometimes its just nonsensical. Go figure which one comes in more often. Oh did I mention shes a loser?

She also thinks I'm a retarded loser. Which is why I think we enjoy each others company. Well at least I enjoy her company. So everytime we hang out you get to see 2 retarded loser walking around pyramid with nonsense sprouting out of each others mouth. She talks alot. And not to mention that she talks really fast. Yet for some reason I often listen and understood her. Maybe its just a weird way how the universe wants to torture me. Or maybe its just how our retarded nature synchronised with each other. I dont know. The main point is that she talks alot of nonsense really fast and I understood her.

Hey if great mind thinks alike, why not the retarded one as well?

When she first saw me she claims I was smelling my toe. This is a lie. I wasn't smelling my toe. I have an incredibly sexy feet. I was just admiring it. I also once defended her in tuition because our teacher scolded her for something she did not do. Thinking back, I slightly regretted doing that. Because seeing her getting scolded would be funny. But hey I was young and stupid (she still thinks I am stupid, I think so too because I'm still friends with her.)

If you read everything up to this point and comes to a conclusion that I dislike her or something, I'd like you to go back to grade school, because your literature failed so badly. As a matter of fact I rather sayang this girl for no apparent good reason. Shes one of those few people who can message or call me in the middle of the night while I'm sleeping and does not get a "Fuck off" as a reply. And not to mention shes on the top of my list of my most favourite dungu.

Also I'm dedicating a post for her. Isn't that saying something already.

Oh btw she might not admit it, but I think she have a slight fetish for my hair. Cant blame her though, everyone does.


This is Jaydee btw. I stole this picture from yur facebook. Of course I considered asking your permission, but I got lazy and just copy and past it niwae. I would like to put that picture of her with a Lama but I'm scared that people will get confused on who is who.

Edit: She demanded that I mention the awesomeness she did on Baskin Robbin yesterday. I (being the incredibly charming, kind gentleman I am) decided to belanja her a scoop of ice cream at Baskin Robbin. She wanted Green Tea the dude told her it was out. So she asked for Mint Chocolate Chip instead, but that too was out. Of course naturally being a woman, she did what woman do best; Sucking Up. And guess what? The dude got her a cup full of leftover Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream. As in, betul betul full. Damn this girl makes me wish I was a woman sometimes.
*Double edit for the ice cream flavor*

Funny how I got some major inspiration to blog, with every single words etch in my head, so motivated and so convince that I'll make one long and meaningful post during the day but the moment I sat down in front of a computer, everything went down the drain.

=D

Twitter is kinda taking over my blogging mojo. Crap.

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ Love is our resistance says:
ohohho
lol
vishals dotaing
hes still trying hard

*jade. says:
lol awh
i sure as hell feel his pain........

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ Love is our resistance says:
=(
dun worry
you have something he doesnt

*jade. says:
boobs?

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ Love is our resistance says:
my replays
LOL

*jade. says:
oh
LOL

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Boobs.

Su Yee have them.

"OMG you got hit by a car? Did you die?"

Asshole.

Oh those days were fun as hell.




They say I wasted a year and a half. They don't know shit.

Oh oh I suppose I'll start using them twitter now.

Do follow me up =)

Syok sendiri in my room singing Sugar, Were going down.

This is the fucking life lah.

My Interpretation ``~

"today seems like international "wake up feeling shitty" day..." - Quote Su Yee.

And yes. Today I woke up with a splitting headache, blisters on leg and a terrible nightmare to boot.

In my dream me and my pregnant wife (dun ask. shes just there.) was running away from 2 homosexual rapist.

And I woke up after I stabbed one of the rapist wif a gardening scythe from his stomach through his heart. Bloody gory. And the image is burned into my head. Blood flowing down the river and all.

Then the splitting headache came.

And now my plock isnt loading. Shit today doesnt seems like a good day.

~Was this over before
Before it ever began
Your kiss
Your calls
Your crutch
Like the devils got your hand
This was over before
Before it ever began
Your lips
Your lies
Your lust
Like the devils in your hands~

Go. To. Hell.

Look the leaves are dead
The moments gone there's no surrender
Forever now unsaid
The words that might've warmed december
Cos it's all inside your head
Like fragments of a dream you remember
So never mind your clever mind never mind me

Have a safe flight and good luck Vie :)

I have a twitter account and I am still contemplating with myself on whether I should use it.

Oh and I found this

Seriously?

From Drop Box

wtfisthisbullcrapidontknow

Imagination ``~

I think its safe to say that I do not own any single piece of this artwork. I found this while I was browsing around 4chan and I decided to post it here because I thought it was epic cool. Credits to the artist of the pictures.

Mr. Mime

Charizard

Cubone

Hitler Pikachu

Togepi

From Alt Art

Electabuzz

From Alt Art

Kabutops

From Alt Art

Mewtwo

From Alt Art

Not entirely sure where this came from but I think its Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

From Alt Art

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

From Alt Art

Majin Vegeta

From Alt Art

Master Roshi

From Alt Art

Goku, The Golden Warrior.

From Alt Art

Vegeta, Arrival Of The Prince

From Alt Art

Freeza

From Alt Art

Mario and Luigi

From Alt Art

Winnie The Pooh

From Alt Art

Calvin and Hobbes [Thanks Dee :)]

From Alt Art

Popeye the Sailorman

From Alt Art

Charlie from Peanut

I saved a lot more but blogger uploader decided to go crappy on me so I used picasa to upload instead and its really a pain. Will post more if I could find the time.

Peace and Love ``~

I found this while browsing on facebook and I got the youtube vid. Its really really touching and inspirational. I always have much respect for people like him.



Edit: My official 200th post =)

I hate it when people tell me what to do. Especially when I know EXACTLY what I'm doing.

"Nice-Fucking-Tits" ``~

Want to hear an amazing story that occurs to me today? Of course you do. If not wtf are you doing in this page.

Anyway, I was waiting under the bridge of ss15 (in front of the mini carefour) for my transport home. As I was minding my own business theres this rather friendly looking chick coming out of her car.

Lemme tell you something, this chick has the coolest tattoo I've ever seen. A dragon from her left shoulder all the way to her neck. I cant help but to stare at it.

Anyway she notice me staring at her and smile at me (which is rare among girls these days tbh). I wanted to say "Nice tats" to her but...... for some reason, my jaw decided to cramp up and what comes out of my mouth was.............

"Nice tits."

My brain literally froze. Trying to interpret what happen. Trying to tell myself that what I heard and what I say was totally different. But judging from her expression, that was not the case. I did indeed say what I heard.

"I mean nice tatts."

That was the lousiest attempt of a save anyone could ever do. Heck how the fuck do you save yourself from that???? Here is a cool friendly looking (and easy on the eye) girl who is a complete stranger, smiling at you and theres your chance to make a good first impression. And I said nice tits. Nice-fucking-tits. I should be rammed over by a bulldozer for that.

And the fact that she just laugh, and walk away smiling at me makes me feel just as stupid.

-FML.

The Past Is Real ``~

Remember how you often receive some crap e-mails like this?

Basically a friend wanted to do a survey on what women actually think about it.

And here's the oh-so-lol-able response from Jade.

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When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running through her mind.
true. like what to wear tomorrow night. (:

When a girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
hmmm. i'm not sure. refer above, maybe. i think that if i keep quiet i'm wondering about how much of an idiot you are.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
lie. i'm wondering if you're still thinking of your ex.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
true.

When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering why you are so wonderful.
50-50. sometimes you have things on your face.

When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
its just comfy, don't take it the wrong way.

When a girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
she's treating you as a friend. if she really wanted ur attention she wouldn't call everyday unless she's stalking you.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
yes. :3

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"
She means it.
at the time, we do.. but we don't forget easy.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
yeah. don't make the same mistake twice.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
No one in this world can miss you more than that.
lies.

GUY FACTS:

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.
AS IF.

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong.
LIES! ALL LIES.

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
He means it.
some guys are like girls.

When a guy stares at you,
He thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world.
whatever.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
He has the world.
i'm not a guy, but if you lay your head on my chest... huh. no. don't think about it.

When a guy calls you everyday
He is in love.
he's annoying if he isn't my boyfriend, thanks very much.

When a (**good**) guy says he loves you
He means it.
define good. "i love you" doesn't fix things.

When a guy says he can't live without you
He's with you till your done.
*snorts*

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
He misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
*double snorts*
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~But at least I can say I've tried~

Biggest badass I've ever seen. This dude is the shit. Much respect.

Apparently today is a pretty horrible day for couples.

And also,


[Even a statue get more pussies then I do. FML.]

All right.

My one last chance to start anew.

This time, I wont screw it up.

And I found this:

PMS:

A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

e.g OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*

Urban Dictionary

Current Addiction.

No updates lately because nothing interesting is happening.

~Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven

And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven~

"If your computer works fine after 4 years, then your looking on the wrong porn websites."

Quote of the day~~~

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ says: Hes yur Sean Connery
ĄƒŕǾ ``~ says: I'll be yur Daniel Craig
[lust] shev says: HAHAHAHAAHAH

I need more randomness in my life.

I hate this house during the day. Theres absolutely nothing productive that can be done here. Heres the routine in this house provided that I am not able to go out:

Wake up

Shower

Breakfast (or just straight to lunch)

Rot

Rot

Dinner

Late night msn till 2 am

Sleep.

Trying my best to get out of this house every day.

Fuck I'm bored as hell. And this bloody boredom leads to depression seriously.

Back from Kinabalu and I am alive =)

Shall blog about the trip once I'm not lazy.

Fearless ``~

I love this bitch.

Had a mini Gamma 07 reunion few days ago. Its lovely to see some of the jokers again =) I have some pictures but I won't be uploading them cuz, well, its mostly all taken from my phone, and well quality sucks. And I'm also lazy. I really need to have a decent slim camera for myself =\

Will be away the whole of next week as I'll be in Sabah attempting to climb Mnt. Kinabalu.

Wish me luck ppl =)

~Well she did mention something about disco sticks~

Too beautiful.

"I feel like I need to shower every time I look at Megan Fox - something about her is just dirty."

"Fuck that, ill clean her up with my tongue."

Am I the only one who thinks Megan Fox is overrated?

For the Lulz ``~

Was browsing through wikipedia (I was oh, so very bored) and I came across this while reading about the Razzie Awards.

Apparently they have an award for

Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year

The following is a list of previous winners of the award.

• 1978 Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice Various authors University of Tokyo Press Studies on uses of furless laboratory mice.

• 1979 The Madam as Entrepreneur: Career Management in House Prostitution Barbara Sherman Heyl Transaction Press


• 1980 The Joy of Chickens Dennis Nolan Prentice Hall About breeds of chicken.


• 1981 Last Chance at Love - Terminal Romances Various authors Pinnacle Press


• 1982 Population and Other Problems: Family Planning, Housing 1,000 million, Labour Employment Various authors China National Publications About the demographics of the People's Republic of China.


• 1983 The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling A. I. Tselikov, G. S. Nikitin and S. E. Rokotyan Mir Publishers About rolling as a metalworking technique.


• 1984 The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History, and Its Role in the World Today Anne Wilson Constable About the history of marmalade.


• 1985 Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts Donald L. Wilson Westwood Publishing Company About bust enlargement through positive thinking.


• 1986 Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality Glenn C. Ellenbogen Brunner/Mazel Humorous and parody articles about psychiatry.


• 1987 No Award


• 1988 Versailles: The View From Sweden Elaine Dee and Guy Walton University of Chicago Press Catalogue of an exhibition at the Cooper-Hewitt Museum on the influence of French Baroque and Classicism on design in contemporary Sweden.


• 1989 How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art Kathleen Meyer Ten Speed Press About responsible treatment of one's human waste in wilderness areas.


• 1990 Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual Pat Califia Lace Publications A guide to BDSM and safe sex.


• 1991 No Award


• 1992 How to Avoid Huge Ships John W. Trimmer Cornwell Maritime Press Advice to pleasure boat sailors on the dangers of shipping lanes.


• 1993 American Bottom Archaeology Charles J. Bareis and James W. Porter University of Illinois Press Full title American Bottom Archaeology: A Summary of the FAI-270 Project Contribution to the Culture History of the Mississippi River Valley.


• 1994 Highlights in the History of Concrete C. C. Stanley British Cement Association About the history of concrete.


• 1995 Reusing Old Graves: A Report on Popular British Attitudes Douglas Davies and Alastair Shaw Shaw & Son About reusing old graves.


• 1996 Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers Derek Willan Hellenic Philatelic Society Cancellation numbers in the Hellenic Post.


• 1997 The Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition Alex Comfort Mitchell Beazley Pocket edition of The Joy of Sex.


• 1998 Developments in Dairy Cow Breeding: New Opportunities to Widen the Use of Straw Gareth Williams Nuffield Farming Scholarship Trust


• 1999 Weeds in a Changing World: British Crop Protection Council Symposium Proceedings No. 64 Charles H. Stirton British Crop Protection Council


• 2000 High Performance Stiffened Structures IMechE (Institution of Mechanical Engineers) Professional Engineering Publishing About stiffness in engineering.


• 2001 Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service Gerard Forlin Butterworths About corporate manslaughter, i.e. corporate liability for manslaughter.


• 2002 Living with Crazy Buttocks Kaz Cooke Penguin US/Australia Humorous essays on contemporary culture, including female body image and other topics.


• 2003 The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan Kensington Publishing Eight stories in a pastiche of dime novel styles from different decades, each involving lesbian romance and horses.


• 2004 Bombproof Your Horse Rick Pelicano and Lauren Tjaden J A Allen Full title Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient, and Safe, No Matter What You Encounter.


• 2005 People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It Gary Leon Hill Red Wheel/Weiser Books About dead spirits who took up residence in bodies that did not belong to them.


• 2006 The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification Julian Montague Harry N. Abrams About how to identify abandoned shopping carts.


• 2007 If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs "Big Boom" Simon & Schuster US A self-help book written by a man for the benefit of women.


• 2008 The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais Philip M. Parker Icon Group International Computer-generated combination of boilerplate text and public-domain data.

My favorite is definitely How To Avoid Huge Ships and How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art.

Lol lah.

Goodnight Sweet Prince ``~

Rest in peace Michael Jackson.

I'm not gonna bother writing his whole life history and other stuff because.. well because there are other people who are far more qualified and have better writing then I do.

All I can say is, he is one of my first idol, and I've enjoyed every single piece of music he has written.

And I was so looking forward for his comeback. Those who have talked to me about music would have heard me making a small fuss about it.

Its just saddening for me to think that his life and career had to end while it was at the low point of it.

~Goodnight Sweet Prince~

~Rest In Peace The Moonwalker~

Story Of My Life.....

The Kill ``~

What if I wanted to break
Laugh it all off in your face
What would you do?

What if I fell to the floor
Couldn't take all this anymore
What would you do?

Come break me down
Marry me, bury me
I am finished with you.

Aftershock ``~

So I was happily singing and showering this morning (Yes I'm one of those people who sang in the shower. Sue me.) and when I turn around to get my soap, theres this mother fucking huge ass spider. As in, really, really huge. Big enough to make Su Yee faint. Or scream. Or both. Oh I know! Faint screaming!

THAT FKING SPIDER WAS AS HUGE AS MY PALM AND IT WAS MOTHER FUCKING STARING AT ME WHILE I WAS SHOWERING WTF!!!???

Needless to say, I ran out, took the shieldtox, and started going spraying frenzy at that damn spider.

To those who are curious here's the monologue when I was spraying the spider:

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!! WTF YOU STALKING ME WHILE I WAS SHOWERING YOU FUCKING PERVERTED SPIDER!!"

Yes that is basically the highlight of my day.

And also, do note that this whole event happened with me being completely naked.

Oh fuck now that I think about it, I fucking thank god that spider did not jump on me when I sprayed him to his perverted death.

"NATURE is by the art of man, as in many other things, so in this also imitated, that it can make an artificial animal. For seeing life is but a motion of limbs, the beginning whereof is in some principal part within, why may we not say that all automata have an artificial life?"
-Thomas Hobbes

Which is why I think boobs are far superior.

I am apparently pissed off at my friend for the smallest reason.

I don't know why I'm filled with so much hate just because he refuses to put a [space].

Help me.

Story ``~

A-lvl exam ended =)

Yay.

But honestly it doesn't feel as though it ended. As in, back when UPSR, PMR, SPM ended, I was ecstatic, but now, it just felt... mehh.

Maybe because during back then I was always stuck in a delusion that once the exam ends, its freedom, no more studying, no more stress, fun and games till you die. I suppose its hard to get excited after being constantly disappointed.

Well, either way, here's to a closure in another chapter of my life =)

Cheers.

Fucking haze all over the damn country. Or is it just K.L and my area only? I'm not to sure.

How the fuck am I gonna train for the Kinabalu climb -_-????

Im tired.

Im lonely.

I feel like shit.

And just when I thought that I couldn't feel worse.

My mum proved me wrong.

~Waiting for this jigsaw to get solved~

Perfection``~

My dad annoyed the hell out of me.

He asked me to download the Microsoft Office 07 for him and I was more then happy to help. So I checked the file size and find out that the whole Microsoft Office 07 will take about 560Mb of space.

Now most of you would probably agree with me (especially bittorent user), if you are gonna download a program that's 560Mb large, it will obviously take at least a whole night to download it (Hell even that if Streamyx decided not to fuck itself up).

So when I told him to give me at least one or 2 days to download it, and he was like

"Cannot be. Those people in my office only takes a few minutes to install it."

I replied saying that those people probably had the installation cd with them. But he doesnt believe me and decided to do it on his own.

Wtf.....

I am the only one in this house who actually excessively download stuff into a computer. And I am pretty sure they know it. How many times my parents ask me whether they should turn off the modem and I told them not to because I'm downloading something (be it games, movies or television series). I'm pretty sure I know, wtf I'm talking about when I told him that its gonna take me a day or two.

I honestly hate it, when people come to me, asking for advice or help, and when I gave it to them, they decided to say things like:

"Nah I think its better if I...."

or

"Hmmm nvm lah I think I'll just...."

or in the case of my dad

"What are you talking about. Cannot be."

Seriously, if your not gonna follow the advice or help I gave, Dun.Fucking.Bother.Asking.

Honestly, I enjoy helping other people out, but I hate it when they ignore whatever help I gave them. Whats the point of asking if your not going to listen to them?

On a side note, its been quite a while since I last post a rant about my life. Hmmm.

~Imperfect People Living In An Imperfect World~

Madness ``~

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too."
~ The Joker

Saddest shit i have ever read in FML:

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week.FML

Source: Fuck My Life

I believe, that most, if not, all that have been around me for the past 2 years (College Mates), would agree, that one day, I'd be killed by diabetes.

Touchwood.

After spending the whole day reading Twilight,

I cant shake the feeling that Stephenie Meyer wants to fuck a statue.

I like The Host though so Meyer fan please dont kill me

Now its in my head, now its in my mind,
Call it, reach it, get some words and get some timing,
Though I realize, I cannot emphasize,
Sitting round with just a promise that we find it,
and i bet you see, your so desperately,
Standing joker like a looker and no one buying it,
Instead I sit alone, sounds monotone,
Gotta get some soul, I gotta get some feeling.

I'll give you some e-cookies if you can figure out which song this came from.

Japanese Human Slip-n-Slide - Watch more Funny Videos

Only in Japan.

Man Gang Rape Porcupine, Porcupine Rapes Back ``~

A pair of men who sought to violate Florida’s longstanding and well founded law against sex with porcupines found themselves almost losing their manhoods when their victim took exception to their unwanted advances.

The pair of male Russian tourists (30 and 32) apparently sensed a challenge after reading a guidebook to some of the more bizarre and archaic Florida state laws. The express prohibition of sex with porcupines caught their attention in particular, and magnified through the bottom of a bottle of whiskey seemed an irresistible thrill.

Soon they were traipsing off into the countryside to find a porcupine to ravish. Soon they found one, and approached it for sex.

The next day the pair had sufficiently regained their senses to realize that their quill laced penises would need immediate medical attention<------LOL. They boarded a plane to California, and checked into hospital as soon as they arrived.

There they were unsurprisingly diagnosed with “needles of a porcupine in genitals.” <---- EPIC LOL

Californian doctors dryly pointed out that things could be worse: “The most positive thing about the situation is that the Russian tourists did not have to stand trial in Florida. They left the state just in time.”

Although the pair kept their genitals relatively intact, painful inflammation meant extra treatment in Russia was necessary.

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People these days.

I mean seriously, why would you wanna fuck this?????

Article taken from Sankaku Complex

SY thinks I'm Nice ``~

Because I can

"Hey bro. We're currently in FTZ and we were wondering if yur there and would like to join us,"

"Yeahhhh I'm at home in the shower. And I'm currently naked."

*hangs up*

Whoopsie Daisy``~

"Ooohhh a cake. Who's birthday?"

"Mine"

~Whoops

"Ooops, I'm sorry. Happy belated birthday"

"Its today"

~Double Whoops

Sorry Sue Wei XD

Had a really late lunch in San Francisco Steakhouse. Seriously I was hoping for a cheap kuey teow in Asia Cafe and I end up eating some Maryland Chicken (Or something like that cant remember the name) which cost me 31 bucks (tax and drinks). It was fun at least, celebrating Sue Wei's birthday =]

Very likeable couple really =)

On another note, one paper down, five more to go =)