"Nice-Fucking-Tits" ``~

Want to hear an amazing story that occurs to me today? Of course you do. If not wtf are you doing in this page.

Anyway, I was waiting under the bridge of ss15 (in front of the mini carefour) for my transport home. As I was minding my own business theres this rather friendly looking chick coming out of her car.

Lemme tell you something, this chick has the coolest tattoo I've ever seen. A dragon from her left shoulder all the way to her neck. I cant help but to stare at it.

Anyway she notice me staring at her and smile at me (which is rare among girls these days tbh). I wanted to say "Nice tats" to her but...... for some reason, my jaw decided to cramp up and what comes out of my mouth was.............

"Nice tits."

My brain literally froze. Trying to interpret what happen. Trying to tell myself that what I heard and what I say was totally different. But judging from her expression, that was not the case. I did indeed say what I heard.

"I mean nice tatts."

That was the lousiest attempt of a save anyone could ever do. Heck how the fuck do you save yourself from that???? Here is a cool friendly looking (and easy on the eye) girl who is a complete stranger, smiling at you and theres your chance to make a good first impression. And I said nice tits. Nice-fucking-tits. I should be rammed over by a bulldozer for that.

And the fact that she just laugh, and walk away smiling at me makes me feel just as stupid.

-FML.