Epic Of Time Wasted

And I found this:

PMS:

A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

e.g OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*

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