Saturday, May 23, 2009

Man Gang Rape Porcupine, Porcupine Rapes Back ``~

A pair of men who sought to violate Florida’s longstanding and well founded law against sex with porcupines found themselves almost losing their manhoods when their victim took exception to their unwanted advances.

The pair of male Russian tourists (30 and 32) apparently sensed a challenge after reading a guidebook to some of the more bizarre and archaic Florida state laws. The express prohibition of sex with porcupines caught their attention in particular, and magnified through the bottom of a bottle of whiskey seemed an irresistible thrill.

Soon they were traipsing off into the countryside to find a porcupine to ravish. Soon they found one, and approached it for sex.

The next day the pair had sufficiently regained their senses to realize that their quill laced penises would need immediate medical attention<------LOL. They boarded a plane to California, and checked into hospital as soon as they arrived.

There they were unsurprisingly diagnosed with “needles of a porcupine in genitals.” <---- EPIC LOL

Californian doctors dryly pointed out that things could be worse: “The most positive thing about the situation is that the Russian tourists did not have to stand trial in Florida. They left the state just in time.”

Although the pair kept their genitals relatively intact, painful inflammation meant extra treatment in Russia was necessary.

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People these days.

I mean seriously, why would you wanna fuck this?????

Article taken from Sankaku Complex

2 comments:

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Joe Featherwind said...

Probably, cos most Russians believe laws are meant for breaking (imagine being Soviet 70 yrs in a row), now combine it with relatively low sex culture and alcohol. seriously, how can this not end in forcing themselves over porcupine?