Maths~~~

FUCKING STATS!!!!!!!!!!

Chicken Dancing~~~

Did I just say "Chicken dancing in yur mouth"????

We Will Steal Your Tacos!!!!!~~~

I WANNA GO SKATING!!!!

Yes yes I suddenly had a suddenly had the urge to go skating again. I blame Iva for inviting me over and causing me to have too much fun on the ice.

Garhhh I'm gonna get my braking right I swear.

One thing have been bothering me though. The last time I skate was 4 years ago. And I felll down 4 times. I skated for 4 hours. And (thanks for Iva for pointing it out) I left the rink at 4 p.m.

Yeahhhhh I'm a lil freaked out myself.

Promise myself to go again next week.

Did somebody mention exams?


Paramore's new album coming soon WOOOTTT!!!

So What~~~

Happy 100th Post Rofl.

100 useless crap post and still counting.


TAGGED BY: Elfie

THE SELF

[01] Real name:
Mohd Irfan bin Lukman.

[02] Nickname/s:
Afro, Fro, Fan, Curly and the more recent one Malay (My classmate in college called me that -.- Actually I got lots more but these are just the popular ones lol).

[03] Married:
In the way Elfie put it; Hell No

[04] Zodiac Sign:
Ze Goat (Capricon)

[05] Gender:
Male.

[06] Age:
Tujuh Belas

[07] High school:
SM Sri Kuala Lumpur. Twas fun.

[08] College:
Taylors University College Malaysia

[09] Height:
Dunno. Honest.

[10] Weight:
Dunno. Honest. Though I assure you I'm damn light.

[11] Do you like yourself:
Of course!!! Have you not seen my

[12] Piercings:
Nay

[13] Right or left:
-

[14] Are you a freak:
You tell me

[15] Hair:
Too easy. Curly.

[16] Skin:
Brown red-ish I suppose.

[17] Allergies:
None that I know of.

[18] What are you doing now:
Listening to Backstreet Boys Album Discography on replay.

[19] What will you do 1 hour later:
Probably sleep. Exhausted lah.

[20] What will you do 10 years later:
Honestly I really dont know.


THE FAMILY

[21] Live with :
Mommy and Daddy

[22] Siblings(including you):
1

[23] Eldest:
Me.

[24] Youngest:
Me.

[25] Love/hate your family:
Its more of a love-annoy relationship. My mum tends to annoy me alot. But I do love her.


THE LOVE

[26] You found your another half:
Nope.

[27] If yes, who is he/she:
Your mum.

[28] If no, who you want he/she to be:
Your mum (Sorry I'm doing alot of yur mum jokes lately)

[29] Time(s) you've been in a relationship:
Twice. But the first one was just weird. Lol nobody believes me anyway.

[30] Ever woo a boy/girl:
Lol I tried?

[31] Anyone woo you before:
Your mum (Ok I swear this is the last one)

[32] Did anything wrong to your other half:
Lol its a rather personnal story. And quite hilarious/ridiculous.

[33] What was/were the wrong you had done:
Note the word personnal.

[34] Ever argue with your other half:
Ok honestly I really dont know how the concept of other half works.

[35] You with your other half since:
Refer above.

[36] Reasons you love your other half:
Refer above.

[38] You woo he/she or he/she woo you:
Lol?

[39] Ever think of marry he/she:
Quote Elfie: These questions are grammatically wrong.



THE FRIENDS


[40] Your first best friend:
I remember him pretty well lol. His name is Nazrin. My busmate for 2 years in Sri KL. Then he left and I've never heard from him since.

[41] Your first enemy:

The same dude Nazrin. We fight all the time. Even to the point of punching and kicking each other.

[42] The friend you love the most(1 only):
Lol. Not saying. Others might get jealous lol.

[43] The enemy you hate the most(1 only):
I dont hate people longer then a week.

[44] Your most beautiful girl friend:
Your mum (Ok I lied).

[45] Your most handsome boy friend:
.............

[46] The kind of girl you hate the most:
Ummm really dunno how to explain.

[47] The kind of boy you hate the most:
Lol.

[48] You fall in love with your close friend before:
Not that I know of.

[49] Your best friend is your ex-lover:
Ex-Gf yes.

[50] If your friend backstabbing you:
I'll chainsaw his/her back.

[51] If your friend betray you:
Quote Elfie: Avoid them.

[52] If your friend woo your lover:
That'll be interesting.

[53] If your friend fall in love with you:
We'll manage.

[54] If you fall in love with your best friend:
Tell her I suppose. I think.


THE STUDIES

[55] Are you a good student:
I can dream?

[56] You always done your homeworks/assignments:
Lol Hell no.

[57] The teacher/tutor you love the most:
I really dun like answering all this "Love the most" type question.

[58] Always late to school/college:
School no. College rofl yes.

[59] You love your seniors:
Love is overrated.

[60] Seniors who you love the most:
Wtf

[61] Your classmates good/bad:
Nothing short of awesomeness.

[62] Excellent result classmate:
Dunno. Samantha?

[63] Laziest classmate:
As in, excluding me?

[64] Smart people:
We are all smart in our own way. (Epic bullshit)

[65] Stupid people:
We are all smart in our own way. (Epic bullshit)

[66] Good looking people:
Who, me?

[67] Ugly people:
lol?

[68] Funny people:
Funny ot some, plain weird to others.

[69] Cute people:
Lol. Shin Nie does fall under the cute category.

[70] Bad people:
None that I can tell.

[71] Honest people:
We are all liars. Admit it.

[72] Acting people:
Quote Elfie: Aren't we all actors? Innocent on the outside but dirty on the inside?

[73] You are what kind of people:
One of a kind.


THE PREFERENCE.

[74] Lip or eyes:
Ummm I'd prefer if she have both.

[75] Hugs or kisses:
HUGS

[76] Shorter or taller:
Shorter. Just for an ego boost.

[77] Hesitant or spontaneous:
Spontaneous

[78] Nice stomach or nice arms:
Hmmmm arms.

[79] Listener or Talker:
The one that can do both.

[80] Romantic or rich:
Romantic. But rich helps.

[81] Good husband or good father:
rofl.


THE FUTURE

[82] Age to get married:
Ahhh when it comes it comes.

[83] Numbers of kid(s):
4 max. 2 min.

[84] Career:
No idea.

[85] Salary:
6 Digits baby. Lol. As high as it can get lah.

[86] Retirement age:
50 maybe? Havent planned that far.

[87] Properties value:
Quote Elfie: Millions in US$, not RM.

[88] Wishes:
No more discrimination in all of us (Myself Included)


THE VICTIMS
If you're that free.
OK lah: Your Mum.

Reaper~~~

I am currently addicted to the show Reaper. Thank god to the guy who uploaded EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of Reaper in youtube. Shall finish watching it before youtube close his account XD

Here's a random conversation wif J.D the other day:

J.D : Hey dude wtf is that thing hanging on her chest? Looks damn weird.
Me : Its called breast moron, women have them.

I cant get this conversation out of my head lol. But to be fair that girl we were talking about was wearing some sort of weird looking necklace. Dreamcatcher like but not quite.

Still its his fault for putting the sentence in such a way that'll make him sound retarded.

To Enjoy Life's Moment~~~

I was suppose to post this yesterday but fell asleep before I could finish. Yes I fell asleep in front of my computer. Again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11ONE!!ONE!!11!!

Photo taken off facebook. Sorry if you feel that I should inform you first =\
I'll take it down the instant you tell me to.

You are definitely one of my most favourite girl in this world. Enjoyed every single chat we had, even if its just for a minute. You're the only one whom I could rot and begged with :]

I could spend ages writing about you but in the end conclusion is that:
You're everything I could ask for in a little sister.
Love you loads.

____________________________________________________________________

On a totally separate note:

Izwan, you are the most random fagg I could have possibly met in my life. And I'm being literal.

~You may never see,
Or realise what life means for me,
But its a place for us to hold on,
To enjoy life's moment~

Womanizer~~~

Ok so how one can turn such slutty sounding song (I'm not saying its a slutty song I'm just saying its slutty sounding) like this:



to this:



Only David Choi could do it.

I realise how emo I tend to be when I'm super bored and lonely

~LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE~

Exam's A Bitch~~~

Here I am trying, in the middle of the night trying to figure out how the hell to find dh/dt. Wished Shevie (shes the only A-Level student online) good luck for exam, only to remember that she dropped maths.

Huhu I'm scared

Because I Can~~~

You don't need to have tracked the world for your true love and have saved her from her own self-loathing to try and see if maybe that girl from math class might be interested in a date. You can do that today.

You don't need to have your family murdered by a megalomaniac clown and find redemption in the innards of your own soul to learn what exactly it means to let past evil influence your life of the present. You can do that today.

You don't need to have seen your world blow up around you and live in a dump to stand up and face the new day with a smile regardless. You can do that today.

Never be too scared to lose something to not try and get it altogether. People who know what they want and work hard to get it are the best kind out there, respected by others and themselves.

You knock that sucker out

Some random quotes I found while surfing the net. Tot twas pretty nice.

2 o'clock in the morning, something's on my mind~~~

I'm bored. I'm lonely. And not too mention I'm feeling extremely crappy.

Bless Mae for actually replying my message.

Sigh. Useless post no?

~This is the way you left me,
I'm not pretending.
No hope, no love, no glory,
No Happy Ending.
This is the way that we love,
Like it's forever.
Then live the rest of our life,
But not together.~

Edit: I've no idea why but I posted this at 2 in the morning but its only shown now.

Meet My Maker~~~

Tagged by Elfie =)


Instructions. - Google Image search for your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and give minimal explanations. - Tag 5 people to do the same after answering the questions.

1. The age you will be on your next birthday.

18 by ~distorted-perspectiv on deviantART

Pressie anione?

2. A place you want to travel to.



Rome by ~candova on deviantART

Gotta love em rome =)

3. Your favourite place.


Bedroom by ~kokuban on deviantART

Minus the girl.Shucks.

4. Your favourite food.


Heart Sushi by ~Ziralma on deviantART

SUSHI!!!!!

5. Your favourite pet.


cat by ~Roberth on deviantART

Rawr

6. Your favourite colour combination.

black and white butterfly by ~m3ntalysan3 on deviantART

Im not emo

7. Your all-time favourite song.

Romeo and Juliet by ~crestfallen-nirvana on deviantART

Romeo And Juliet by Dire Straits. Covered by The Killers.

8. Your favourite TV show.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S by ~ThunderPEA on deviantART

Who doesnt love F.R.I.E.N.D.S?

9. The first name of your significant other/crush.

:]

10. The city/town that you live in.

Din think S.J would look this lovely.

11. Your screen name.

Not exactly my screen name. More like my game name; Scy†he

12. Your first job.

cashier by *tedwardo24 on deviantART

Twas fun I suppose.

13. Your dream job.

I Wana Be A Rock Star by ~MattLew on deviantART

Thats why they call it "dream" job.

14. One bad habit that you have.

Procrastination by ~Searoll on deviantART

Rofl.

15. Your favourite piece of clothing.

The watch by ~BlackWhiteQueen on deviantART

As much as I like to hunt for T-Shirts, watches is my top fav. If only I had the money.

16. Your worst fear.


Alone by ~DarkdrAgonprincesss on deviantART

17. The thing you would like to do before you die.


Sex-Ed by ~boundsparrow on deviantART

Lalaalalal dun we all?

18. The first thing you'd buy with $1 mil.


Porsche Carrera GT by ~koolfreak795 on deviantART

Dun care what anyone say. ME WAN ME PORSCHE!!!!!
Porsche Carrera GT is my <3>
I tagged: No one Oklah fine Ill tag Iva. Cuz she hardly do these things.

Ok I cheated abit. Screw google. Im all Deviantart baby. Plus im lazy to dwnload then upload again so I just embedded it =) Xcept for a few.

Elfie already used the good pictures -.-