Cyanide & Happiness~~~

Have you guys ever heard of Cyanide & Happiness? Im sure you have you just don't know whats its called =P

Niwae since I decided to blog something although I have nothing to blog about (majority of the time I just dont blog at all) I'm just gonna post up some of my favourite comic of Cyanide & Happiness =)

Another mindless post huhu~~

Edit: I know some of the pictures might be hard to read and I'm lazy to change them so just check out the link I gave above ok =)

~Who puts a hole in the sky so that heaven would cry over me?~

F you, you F-in F~~~

I find it amusing and slightly irritated about how Mr. Chew (Sri-KL principle) actually read student's and ex-students blog and is "horrified with the language students used in their entries" (Quote taken from Elfie's Blog).

First let me tell you how I interpret a blog.

To me a blog is like a public diary. Ya know, like a diary where you pour your thought but instead of keeping it to yourself, you just display it to the whole world. And considering the fact that majority of the Sri-KL's student and ex-student are teenagers, OF COURSE YUR GONNA GET LOADS OF BLOODY VULGARITIES (Insert pissed off British accent).

An honestly bout the part where parents are complaining because they dont like what they see/read in their kids blog is a crapload of jokes if you ask me.

Lemme give them parents some advice:

Use your kids blog to get inside their head. Parents are always complaining that they dont understand us teenagers. Well we use our blogs to express our thought and feelings. So hey our blog is pretty much a big-book-of-crap-thats-in-our-head. So use it to understand us.

Of course expect to see huge amoung of crap in it.

Teenagers swear. Alot. Get over it. Give us opportunity to put our thoughts into words without any restrain, expect to see a truckload of swearing. And in my very honest opinion, perfectly normal. If a teenager doesnt swear, congrats, you've just give birth to either a saint/a very boring child/a reincarnation of Jesus.

Normally I really wouldnt give a crap about all this but considering the fact that most of the blogs I usually read are now privatised which annoys the hell out of me. Cmon you fucking open a blog for the public to read. Privatising a blog is like eating only the skin of an orange. You get the same nutrients (probably more) but pretty much lose out all the taste. And thus the post which includes a rather excessive ranting by me is born.

Well its not like people actually read my blog. Or give a rat piss on what I think.

Well in the spirit of vulgarities in blog I shall end my post with some of it =)

~Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck~

The Reaper And His Scythe~~~

When does your post title have to be relevant to yur post?



Fergie Featuring Slash~ Sweet Child Of Mine

Try your best to ignore the annoying as hell cameraman. Who the fuck gets drunk on a Fergie concert? (Coming from a guy that have only taken alcohol once in his life. Thats a story for another day)

I dun give a fuck what the elitist thinks, I think Fergie did the song justice. And Slash... well... wtf can I say he's Slash and he's never short of awesomeness (Is awesomeness a real word? Spell check says I did nothing wrong so I assume its real =\).

And something totally unrelated to the above,

5 Gamma 07

Lol you might think this is weird but to us its just Tuesday.

Incase you didn't notice, the serial killing homosexual clown is me. My birthday. Go figure out what happen.

I miss this =\

I really miss Gamma 06,07 =\

But to be honest my college class aren't that different (If you minus the daily homosexual raping of the males that is). Can always expect a good laugh everyday =).
And DotA.

Rite I really should start doing my Maths h/w. Viva La Lazyness.

Btw I really like saying STFU these days =)

~I'm horny, shut the fuck up~

On His Face Is A Map Of The World~~~

This post is for a childhood friend of mine (Known her since I was 8 years old)

Post taken from here



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I am terribly sorry for my lack of submissions and updates. Thank you so much to all of you who had favourited my works, commented and/or added me!

Close friends would notice that I rarely update journals but this time I am in desperate need for help!

I would like to make a request, no, a plead... to all my old friends, or new acquintances, random fellow malaysians, or non-malaysians, and kind random strangers who perhaps just have ample time on their hands...

PLEASE go to this site and do me a ridiculously huge favour by voting for my face~! TT ___ TT

VOTING ENDS 20th JULY! A mere 2 DAYS+ X_X

I HAVE to, NEED to, see Jared Leto! orz

MTV Asia Awards will be held in Malaysia for the first time! And I thought I was unbelievably lucky when I found out that the host would be Jared~! (No. no. no. not BMJ.) But later I was utterly devastated when I was told that the tickets were not for sale. They were for invited VIP guests only. Thus, the only way for a commoner to obtain them would be to win competitions organized by MTV.

For the competition I joined, the task was to take a picture imitating one of the nominees. I chose Avril.

This is very embarrasing so I'll take it off once it's over, but anyway, my submission is the one which goes like this...

Direct link to the picture : [link]

Title: Avril Poser
Description: Yes, the picture is really me. Modelled and photographed by myself. [ I inserted my DA address here as proof ] I am honestly no pro, just a person with many hobbies you could say. Do PLEASE vote for me if you liked it! I desperately wish to go! TT ^ TT
Artist: Avril Lavigne
Submitted by : Melissa Chan

If you think I did fairly well, please please please vote for me! I deeply apologize as it will be slightly troublesome for you are required to register an account to vote. But it's free and really fast! Email verification is not necessary! One account can vote up to 10 times. So, please waste them on me. LAWL.

Well, I'll end here for now. Perhaps I may touch up this entry later. I haven't gotten to sleep at all and it's already 9.24 in the morning. I spent the whole night finishing that submission. It really sucks when you find out about a competition too late.
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Do vote for her. She's freaking talented. And you dont need me to tell you that shes a Jared Leto fangirl to the core.

~On a mountain he sits, not of gold but of sins~

Ain't No Reason~~~

"It is our routines and our comforts that allow us to ignore social issues. For some of us, it is our privilege to be ignorant. This video tells the story of social issues challenging our privileges and entering our routines making them impossible to ignore. Social injustice cannot be ignored when you are forced to deal with them. That is the idea behind this video.

What would happen if you were forced to deal with something that you may think has nothing to do with you? If suddenly the world's problems came into your
own home? You would have to realize that you are connected to everything and everyone one earth." ~ Brett Dennen

~Love will set us free~

Oh happy days~~~

She finally warm up to me =) Thanks Mike. I suppose yur accident have some blessing in disguise (to me that is. Gd luck having yur car fixed lol)

~One who drives like hell goes there =)~

Death and His Friends~~~

I just got back from my granduncle's funeral. Passed away a few days ago. Im not overly upset about it. I barely knew him. One of those distance family member which I dont know and dun bother to know.

But its a different case for my grandfather. His brother passed away. And I've never seen him that upset before. Tears rolled down his eyes as they carry my late granduncle's body to the funeral ground. At that time, I shed a few tears as well. Not because I'm gonna miss my granduncle or anything, as I said I barely knew him. I cried because its saddening to think that someone's loved one left this world. The fact that I dont know my granduncle that well doesn't matter. Its the fact that he love someone and is loved by someone, and now he had to leave those people.
~He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats he want, and kill them all! Church is mine!~ Pet Sematary, Stephen King

Its really saddening if you really think about it. One day, your with the people you love, people you really care about, people you would give the world to, and the next day you had to leave them. Because your time is up.

Our life is one giant timer. Once it hits zero, thats it, the Grim Reaper will come to greet you. We can do whatever we can to delay it. To extend our time. But we can never stop its scy†he from hitting our (head? heart? life? soul? Whatever it is that provides life in our body).

Hell the worst part is the conversation I had with my parents on the way back.

Dad: Lets see yur grandfather passed away when he's 66 years old. Assuming thats the average age of the people in our family passes away, it means I still have 16 more years to live. Thats not so bad. At least I can still see you're (mine) wife and kids

Yes thats what my dad said to me on our way back (not the exact conversation but its close). And its not the first time he mention something about his own death. Honestly I hate it when my dad says this kinda things. I think its pretty obvious why.

But I found something interesting. Back at my grandfathers house on his rambutan trees. A new born baby bird!! 2 of them. Their waiting for their mother to come back with their food. And their really cute (Ok to be honest their the ugliest bird I've ever seen. Its a new born bird so its normal). Its ironic in a way. I suppose for every life thats taken away, a new life comes to this world.

I would post a picture of the birds but my phone's cable is missing. And I'm terribly lazy to find them.

~No I don't wanna battle
From beginning to end
I don't wanna cycle
Un-Recycle revenge
I don't wanna follow
Death and all his friends~