The Past Is Real ``~

Remember how you often receive some crap e-mails like this?

Basically a friend wanted to do a survey on what women actually think about it.

And here's the oh-so-lol-able response from Jade.

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When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running through her mind.
true. like what to wear tomorrow night. (:

When a girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
hmmm. i'm not sure. refer above, maybe. i think that if i keep quiet i'm wondering about how much of an idiot you are.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
lie. i'm wondering if you're still thinking of your ex.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
true.

When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering why you are so wonderful.
50-50. sometimes you have things on your face.

When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
its just comfy, don't take it the wrong way.

When a girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
she's treating you as a friend. if she really wanted ur attention she wouldn't call everyday unless she's stalking you.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
yes. :3

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"
She means it.
at the time, we do.. but we don't forget easy.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
yeah. don't make the same mistake twice.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
No one in this world can miss you more than that.
lies.

GUY FACTS:

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.
AS IF.

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong.
LIES! ALL LIES.

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
He means it.
some guys are like girls.

When a guy stares at you,
He thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world.
whatever.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
He has the world.
i'm not a guy, but if you lay your head on my chest... huh. no. don't think about it.

When a guy calls you everyday
He is in love.
he's annoying if he isn't my boyfriend, thanks very much.

When a (**good**) guy says he loves you
He means it.
define good. "i love you" doesn't fix things.

When a guy says he can't live without you
He's with you till your done.
*snorts*

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
He misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
*double snorts*
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~But at least I can say I've tried~