=)

Bliss.

Gravity ``~

A conversation with my aunt just recently:

Me
My Aunt

"So whats your plan after college? What course do you plan to take?"

"I'm not really sure. But most probably I'll just do some engineering course"

"Really? Honestly among all of my niece and nephew, you're the only one I expected to go into something artistic or musical" (TBH I'm actually quite flattered when she told me this)

"Yeah I actually really want to do something along that line. Its just that my parents are..... ya know"

"Oh cmon you shouldnt let your parents deny what you enjoy doing. You decide your own life"

"They decide my allowance"

".... Cant argue there"

Ohhh ohh my new favourite from David Choi =)

Is there any song that this guy CANT do?

And lastly, me and Izwan have been trying something stupid ever since we started playing GArena together. Pretending to be girls and convincing our teammate (In a convincing manner of course) that we are girls. Its actually so much gayer then we thought it'll be. But the response we get is EPIC LOL. I mean, we manage to get the entire team to follow Izwan wherever he goes when we convince them that he is actually a she that is playing DotA in her boyfriends house in the middle of the night (Yes I cannot believe people actually fall for that. Cmon, a girl in her boyfriends house? At 2 am? PLAYING DOTA INSTEAD OF SCREWING AROUND??? Epic lulz).

Be the One``~

"First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault."

~ Ross Geller, F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Hmmm how I love F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Random conversation between a friend of mine who would rather not be named:

"I tried to save my buttcheeks once though, ran out of razors after the left one so I walked around with like one hairy and one bald cheek for quite some time."

Ahhh this guy cracks me up.

On another note.... A friend of mine send me this video. I swear to god I almost killed something. Watching this guy/girl makes me feel like doing illegal things. Fuck I really wanted to kill puppies when I watched this -.-

WARNING: MAY CAUSE SERIOUS ANGER ISSUES



Seriously.... people like him/her are insulting the Japanese culture and country.

Rooftop Penis~~~

This is fucking epic

I mean seriously, how often do you check your rooftop for penises?

"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."


Much respect.