Comments anyone?~~~

OK every time I read an article of Ultimate-Guitar or watching the video in youtube I always took a few moments (sometimes more) to read the comments that other readers/watchers has left. Why? Because its always interesting to see what other people around the world thinks. And some of these comments can really entertain you.
For example:
I was reading this article on ultimate guitar teaching you how to do a few guitar tricks with your electric guitar and I found a few hilarious comments left by fellow readers

Comments on playing guitar with your teeth:

If your really extreme you will play the guitar with your teeth, while its on fire, while its behind your head.~Hellish_Wolf
while hanging upside down from a tree while you're on fire also..~uvq
While reciting the Pledge of Allegiance~GuitarHero1081

the real trick is playing with your teeth while the guitar is on fire! and they make some flavored strings specifically for teeth playing -- chocolate, cherry, banana and strawberry is all ive seen so far~Super Llama

Dont play with your teeth!!!! Guitar strings taste so gross, trust me.~Riot Act
Haha, I can only imagine how many people licked their guitar strings after reading this.~that_one_kid

Comments on making the sound mario make when he collects a coin:

you dumbasses to get the mario sound you have to lift your amp above your head and jump up and hit it with your head, a coin should come out and give you a sound~Irontallica09
I tried this, but a flower came out instead.~saphrax

Those are just some of the more entertaining comment I've seen. There more on youtube so if you just take the time to read the comment that people left on videos you might end up with a smile on your face =)

~Screw YOU. I blame you for world poverty, Iraq and the death of Jesus. (A random youtube comment)~