Nation's Retardation ``~

This post is dedicated to a certain friend of mine. I'm pretty sure none of you are interested but in case you're that curious her name is Jaydee. Jaydee Lok. Now read that like how Bond pronounce his name.

Heres the thing about Jaydee (I'm gonna call her J.D now for short. Not to be mistaken for the other cooler male J.D I know, though thats not saying much.), shes retarded. Sometimes retarded in the cute funny kinda way, sometimes its just nonsensical. Go figure which one comes in more often. Oh did I mention shes a loser?

She also thinks I'm a retarded loser. Which is why I think we enjoy each others company. Well at least I enjoy her company. So everytime we hang out you get to see 2 retarded loser walking around pyramid with nonsense sprouting out of each others mouth. She talks alot. And not to mention that she talks really fast. Yet for some reason I often listen and understood her. Maybe its just a weird way how the universe wants to torture me. Or maybe its just how our retarded nature synchronised with each other. I dont know. The main point is that she talks alot of nonsense really fast and I understood her.

Hey if great mind thinks alike, why not the retarded one as well?

When she first saw me she claims I was smelling my toe. This is a lie. I wasn't smelling my toe. I have an incredibly sexy feet. I was just admiring it. I also once defended her in tuition because our teacher scolded her for something she did not do. Thinking back, I slightly regretted doing that. Because seeing her getting scolded would be funny. But hey I was young and stupid (she still thinks I am stupid, I think so too because I'm still friends with her.)

If you read everything up to this point and comes to a conclusion that I dislike her or something, I'd like you to go back to grade school, because your literature failed so badly. As a matter of fact I rather sayang this girl for no apparent good reason. Shes one of those few people who can message or call me in the middle of the night while I'm sleeping and does not get a "Fuck off" as a reply. And not to mention shes on the top of my list of my most favourite dungu.

Also I'm dedicating a post for her. Isn't that saying something already.

Oh btw she might not admit it, but I think she have a slight fetish for my hair. Cant blame her though, everyone does.


This is Jaydee btw. I stole this picture from yur facebook. Of course I considered asking your permission, but I got lazy and just copy and past it niwae. I would like to put that picture of her with a Lama but I'm scared that people will get confused on who is who.

Edit: She demanded that I mention the awesomeness she did on Baskin Robbin yesterday. I (being the incredibly charming, kind gentleman I am) decided to belanja her a scoop of ice cream at Baskin Robbin. She wanted Green Tea the dude told her it was out. So she asked for Mint Chocolate Chip instead, but that too was out. Of course naturally being a woman, she did what woman do best; Sucking Up. And guess what? The dude got her a cup full of leftover Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream. As in, betul betul full. Damn this girl makes me wish I was a woman sometimes.
*Double edit for the ice cream flavor*