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Man Gang Rape Porcupine, Porcupine Rapes Back ``~

A pair of men who sought to violate Florida’s longstanding and well founded law against sex with porcupines found themselves almost losing their manhoods when their victim took exception to their unwanted advances.

The pair of male Russian tourists (30 and 32) apparently sensed a challenge after reading a guidebook to some of the more bizarre and archaic Florida state laws. The express prohibition of sex with porcupines caught their attention in particular, and magnified through the bottom of a bottle of whiskey seemed an irresistible thrill.

Soon they were traipsing off into the countryside to find a porcupine to ravish. Soon they found one, and approached it for sex.

The next day the pair had sufficiently regained their senses to realize that their quill laced penises would need immediate medical attention<------LOL. They boarded a plane to California, and checked into hospital as soon as they arrived.

There they were unsurprisingly diagnosed with “needles of a porcupine in genitals.” <---- EPIC LOL

Californian doctors dryly pointed out that things could be worse: “The most positive thing about the situation is that the Russian tourists did not have to stand trial in Florida. They left the state just in time.”

Although the pair kept their genitals relatively intact, painful inflammation meant extra treatment in Russia was necessary.

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People these days.

I mean seriously, why would you wanna fuck this?????

Article taken from Sankaku Complex

SY thinks I'm Nice ``~

Because I can

"Hey bro. We're currently in FTZ and we were wondering if yur there and would like to join us,"

"Yeahhhh I'm at home in the shower. And I'm currently naked."

*hangs up*

Whoopsie Daisy``~

"Ooohhh a cake. Who's birthday?"

"Mine"

~Whoops

"Ooops, I'm sorry. Happy belated birthday"

"Its today"

~Double Whoops

Sorry Sue Wei XD

Had a really late lunch in San Francisco Steakhouse. Seriously I was hoping for a cheap kuey teow in Asia Cafe and I end up eating some Maryland Chicken (Or something like that cant remember the name) which cost me 31 bucks (tax and drinks). It was fun at least, celebrating Sue Wei's birthday =]

Very likeable couple really =)

On another note, one paper down, five more to go =)

Gotta Catch Them All ``~

Hmmmmm

Terminator Salvation?

Transformers 2?

Harry Potter?

Angels And Demons?

Night at the Museum 2?

Public Enemy?

G.I Joe?

Fuck so many movies to be watched. Guess it'll have to wait till exam ends.

Till then......



I'll just catch up with all the Pokèmon movies I have missed.

"Hey dude wanna DotA?"

"Nahh busy"

"What you doing?"

"Watching clown porn."

"............"

"They're kinda hot"

"Oh dear god..."

I have some of the most amusing friends in the world.

Sometimes, the road less traveled is less traveled for a fucking reason.

Its Not Fair``~

Oh he treats me with respect
He says he loves me all the time
He calls me 15 times a day
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
He's not like all them other boys
They're all so dumb and immature

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
Its such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take

Oh I lie here in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take

With lyrics like that, how do you not love Lily Allen?

Goodbye``~

Last day of college.

GG Taylors.

EPIC CLASS IS EPIC
P.E 1 January 2008

Everything's magic.

Another one for the day.




To those that are too lazy to watch the whole video:

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It kinda reminds you of how insignificant we are.

Jodi Wykle knew her son would be thrilled when she gave him a new Nintendo DS for his birthday.

Instead, he was rocked.

According to WTSP-TV, the confused teen opened up his gift only to find bunch of stones and a rolled up Chinese newspaper in place of the popular handheld.

All I got was a rock.

Needless to say, mom was equally stunned.

"When he opened it, he was pulling the seal off, my sister-in-law carries a pocket knife and she opened it and that's when he pulled it out and it was Chinese newspaper and a bunch of rocks," she explained.

The troubling discovery prompted the Florida woman to contact the local Wal-Mart where she bought the curious box and complain, but reportedly workers there told her it wasn't their problem and that she should contact Nintendo instead. Of course, Nintendo told her roughly the same thing, leaving mother and son with a $138 box of rocks.

"They don't want to do nothing. They want me to keep the box of rocks. I'm not buying a box of rocks for $138," she said.

Amazingly enough, however, Wal-Mart soon caved after learning that the same box of rocks had been previously returned by another disgruntled customer. How exactly it made it back onto store shelves remains a mystery, but for her troubles, Wykle was given a full refund and a $20 gift card.

It's not the first time Wal-Mart has gotten into hot water for selling a questionable handheld. Earlier this month, a PSP system bought at a different Wal-Mart store in Florida was found to contain a memory stick filled with pornographic images.

ARTICLE TAKEN FROM HERE

I just thought it was interesting =)

Jodi Wykle knew her son would be thrilled when she gave him a new Nintendo DS for his birthday.

Instead, he was rocked.

Cheesy puns like this are everywhere these days lol.

I hate

Spending a shit long period of my life trying to get to know someone

only to have them disappear for no apparent reason.