So What~~~

Happy 100th Post Rofl.

100 useless crap post and still counting.


TAGGED BY: Elfie

THE SELF

[01] Real name:
Mohd Irfan bin Lukman.

[02] Nickname/s:
Afro, Fro, Fan, Curly and the more recent one Malay (My classmate in college called me that -.- Actually I got lots more but these are just the popular ones lol).

[03] Married:
In the way Elfie put it; Hell No

[04] Zodiac Sign:
Ze Goat (Capricon)

[05] Gender:
Male.

[06] Age:
Tujuh Belas

[07] High school:
SM Sri Kuala Lumpur. Twas fun.

[08] College:
Taylors University College Malaysia

[09] Height:
Dunno. Honest.

[10] Weight:
Dunno. Honest. Though I assure you I'm damn light.

[11] Do you like yourself:
Of course!!! Have you not seen my

[12] Piercings:
Nay

[13] Right or left:
-

[14] Are you a freak:
You tell me

[15] Hair:
Too easy. Curly.

[16] Skin:
Brown red-ish I suppose.

[17] Allergies:
None that I know of.

[18] What are you doing now:
Listening to Backstreet Boys Album Discography on replay.

[19] What will you do 1 hour later:
Probably sleep. Exhausted lah.

[20] What will you do 10 years later:
Honestly I really dont know.


THE FAMILY

[21] Live with :
Mommy and Daddy

[22] Siblings(including you):
1

[23] Eldest:
Me.

[24] Youngest:
Me.

[25] Love/hate your family:
Its more of a love-annoy relationship. My mum tends to annoy me alot. But I do love her.


THE LOVE

[26] You found your another half:
Nope.

[27] If yes, who is he/she:
Your mum.

[28] If no, who you want he/she to be:
Your mum (Sorry I'm doing alot of yur mum jokes lately)

[29] Time(s) you've been in a relationship:
Twice. But the first one was just weird. Lol nobody believes me anyway.

[30] Ever woo a boy/girl:
Lol I tried?

[31] Anyone woo you before:
Your mum (Ok I swear this is the last one)

[32] Did anything wrong to your other half:
Lol its a rather personnal story. And quite hilarious/ridiculous.

[33] What was/were the wrong you had done:
Note the word personnal.

[34] Ever argue with your other half:
Ok honestly I really dont know how the concept of other half works.

[35] You with your other half since:
Refer above.

[36] Reasons you love your other half:
Refer above.

[38] You woo he/she or he/she woo you:
Lol?

[39] Ever think of marry he/she:
Quote Elfie: These questions are grammatically wrong.



THE FRIENDS


[40] Your first best friend:
I remember him pretty well lol. His name is Nazrin. My busmate for 2 years in Sri KL. Then he left and I've never heard from him since.

[41] Your first enemy:

The same dude Nazrin. We fight all the time. Even to the point of punching and kicking each other.

[42] The friend you love the most(1 only):
Lol. Not saying. Others might get jealous lol.

[43] The enemy you hate the most(1 only):
I dont hate people longer then a week.

[44] Your most beautiful girl friend:
Your mum (Ok I lied).

[45] Your most handsome boy friend:
.............

[46] The kind of girl you hate the most:
Ummm really dunno how to explain.

[47] The kind of boy you hate the most:
Lol.

[48] You fall in love with your close friend before:
Not that I know of.

[49] Your best friend is your ex-lover:
Ex-Gf yes.

[50] If your friend backstabbing you:
I'll chainsaw his/her back.

[51] If your friend betray you:
Quote Elfie: Avoid them.

[52] If your friend woo your lover:
That'll be interesting.

[53] If your friend fall in love with you:
We'll manage.

[54] If you fall in love with your best friend:
Tell her I suppose. I think.


THE STUDIES

[55] Are you a good student:
I can dream?

[56] You always done your homeworks/assignments:
Lol Hell no.

[57] The teacher/tutor you love the most:
I really dun like answering all this "Love the most" type question.

[58] Always late to school/college:
School no. College rofl yes.

[59] You love your seniors:
Love is overrated.

[60] Seniors who you love the most:
Wtf

[61] Your classmates good/bad:
Nothing short of awesomeness.

[62] Excellent result classmate:
Dunno. Samantha?

[63] Laziest classmate:
As in, excluding me?

[64] Smart people:
We are all smart in our own way. (Epic bullshit)

[65] Stupid people:
We are all smart in our own way. (Epic bullshit)

[66] Good looking people:
Who, me?

[67] Ugly people:
lol?

[68] Funny people:
Funny ot some, plain weird to others.

[69] Cute people:
Lol. Shin Nie does fall under the cute category.

[70] Bad people:
None that I can tell.

[71] Honest people:
We are all liars. Admit it.

[72] Acting people:
Quote Elfie: Aren't we all actors? Innocent on the outside but dirty on the inside?

[73] You are what kind of people:
One of a kind.


THE PREFERENCE.

[74] Lip or eyes:
Ummm I'd prefer if she have both.

[75] Hugs or kisses:
HUGS

[76] Shorter or taller:
Shorter. Just for an ego boost.

[77] Hesitant or spontaneous:
Spontaneous

[78] Nice stomach or nice arms:
Hmmmm arms.

[79] Listener or Talker:
The one that can do both.

[80] Romantic or rich:
Romantic. But rich helps.

[81] Good husband or good father:
rofl.


THE FUTURE

[82] Age to get married:
Ahhh when it comes it comes.

[83] Numbers of kid(s):
4 max. 2 min.

[84] Career:
No idea.

[85] Salary:
6 Digits baby. Lol. As high as it can get lah.

[86] Retirement age:
50 maybe? Havent planned that far.

[87] Properties value:
Quote Elfie: Millions in US$, not RM.

[88] Wishes:
No more discrimination in all of us (Myself Included)


THE VICTIMS
If you're that free.
OK lah: Your Mum.

Meet My Maker~~~

Tagged by Elfie =)


Instructions. - Google Image search for your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and give minimal explanations. - Tag 5 people to do the same after answering the questions.

1. The age you will be on your next birthday.

18 by ~distorted-perspectiv on deviantART

Pressie anione?

2. A place you want to travel to.



Rome by ~candova on deviantART

Gotta love em rome =)

3. Your favourite place.


Bedroom by ~kokuban on deviantART

Minus the girl.Shucks.

4. Your favourite food.


Heart Sushi by ~Ziralma on deviantART

SUSHI!!!!!

5. Your favourite pet.


cat by ~Roberth on deviantART

Rawr

6. Your favourite colour combination.

black and white butterfly by ~m3ntalysan3 on deviantART

Im not emo

7. Your all-time favourite song.

Romeo and Juliet by ~crestfallen-nirvana on deviantART

Romeo And Juliet by Dire Straits. Covered by The Killers.

8. Your favourite TV show.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S by ~ThunderPEA on deviantART

Who doesnt love F.R.I.E.N.D.S?

9. The first name of your significant other/crush.

:]

10. The city/town that you live in.

Din think S.J would look this lovely.

11. Your screen name.

Not exactly my screen name. More like my game name; Scy†he

12. Your first job.

cashier by *tedwardo24 on deviantART

Twas fun I suppose.

13. Your dream job.

I Wana Be A Rock Star by ~MattLew on deviantART

Thats why they call it "dream" job.

14. One bad habit that you have.

Procrastination by ~Searoll on deviantART

Rofl.

15. Your favourite piece of clothing.

The watch by ~BlackWhiteQueen on deviantART

As much as I like to hunt for T-Shirts, watches is my top fav. If only I had the money.

16. Your worst fear.


Alone by ~DarkdrAgonprincesss on deviantART

17. The thing you would like to do before you die.


Sex-Ed by ~boundsparrow on deviantART

Lalaalalal dun we all?

18. The first thing you'd buy with $1 mil.


Porsche Carrera GT by ~koolfreak795 on deviantART

Dun care what anyone say. ME WAN ME PORSCHE!!!!!
Porsche Carrera GT is my <3>
I tagged: No one Oklah fine Ill tag Iva. Cuz she hardly do these things.

Ok I cheated abit. Screw google. Im all Deviantart baby. Plus im lazy to dwnload then upload again so I just embedded it =) Xcept for a few.

Elfie already used the good pictures -.-

Word Up!~~~

Lifeless as I am, I decided to do this crap that a friend *edit; apparently he's shy on having his name up in blog. wtf.* of mine send me. Had a good laugh ;)


a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,"Is this okay?"
You Drive Me Crazy [Apparently its not ok..]

2. How would you describe yourself?
Ada Apa Dengan Cinta [Dats so not me..]

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Sam's Town [I never truly understood the song..]

4. How do you feel today?
Hate That I love You [That'll explain alot..]

5. What is your life's purpose?
My Happy Ending [So much for my happy ending.... fuck]

6. What is your motto?
Back At One [No wonder I'm stuck at the same spot..]

7. What do your friends think of you?
Last Resort [Not sure to take it as a compliment or an insult..]

8. What do you think of your parents?
Shinigami Kai [Shinigami means Death God in Japanese... I've always suspected my parents to be one lol...]

9. What do you think about very often?
Goodbye My Lover [No comment. Somewhere J.D and Crystal are laughing to tears..]

10. What is 2+2?
Paradise City [umm...]

11. What do you think of your best friend?
God Knows [LOL. The title speaks for itself..]

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Forgotten Challenge [o...m...g...]

13. What is your life?
Torn [Crap...]

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Stay The Night [Hmmm that'll be a cool rock/emo/punk band name hmmm....]

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Return to Innocence [LoL. Innocent mode ON. Ok thats lame..]

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Dua Insan Bercinta [Awwwwwwwww.....]

17. What will they play at your funeral?
My Spirit Will Go On [Cant... stop.... laughing...]

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Fergalicious [No Comment...]

19. What is your biggest fear?
One [Well I found this strangely appropriate...]

20. What is your biggest secret?
Everything Anything [Ummmmmmm]

21. What do you think of your friends?
Softly [Somewhere, a few of my friends are choking themselves...]

22. What will you post this as?
Word Up! [Rather appropriate]

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
I Wanna Love You [Din think I'd be that romantic...]

I tag: Whoever as lifeless as I am to do this.

~And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree,
there will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see,
there will be an answer, let it be. ~

Even just for a moment~~~

What Irfan Means

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are loving, compassionate, and ruled by your feelings. You are able to be a foundation for other people... but you still know how to have fun. Sometimes your emotions weigh you down, but you generally feel free from them. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Thats basically what my name means.

I dunno bout the first 4 paragraph. But the last one freaks me out more than anything. Why? Because thats exactly how I see myself.

~And a word to the wise when the fire dies
You think it's over but it's just begun
But baby don't cry~

gg