Oh Google. You are so amazing yet so retarded at times.

I'm being attacked by Twilight fans and doom-sayers.

What do they have in common?

They're both obsessed with bullshit.

"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci.""
~Watchmen~

No this is not how I'm feeling right now. On the contrary I'm feeling rather crappy.

But I like this picture.

Thats it. Nothing more. Nothing less. I simply like this picture.

Apparently, at one point of the day today, I honestly thought I was literally going to die.

Never felt this tortured before.

"You have wit"

"But you don't want me"

Edit: What exactly do I want?

I Want a Lack of Ass ``~

Agreed with practically everything she said and is the reason why I stop listening to radio.

Because people are generally stupid. Myself is no exception.